Goat Roper

Not to be confused with a "goat rope", a Goat Roper is an archaic term for a redneck. It lost popularity in the late 1900's, but has had a resurgence in popularity recently. A goat roper denotes someone who is a "hick", and/or clumsy and stupid. Usually said person works in the farming industry, but is not exclusive to this.

"That guy Bill is a real goat roper, did you see the spit stains running down the driver's side of his old, dented 1978 Ford F150 pickup?"

by Crazy Sven April 23, 2006

Goat's blood

A multi-purpose substance used for anything imaginable. Satanic rituals, cleaning windows, unclogging toilets, you name it.

Man, I thought I was screwed when I broke that window...but I just applied some goat's blood and it was all fine.

by The Mysterious Hand March 16, 2011

goat master

One who fornicates with goats. May also wear a hat with "goat master" written on it.

Goat master
Raping 'em faster
Psudo goth kid is a rapin' it up!

by The Digerati January 9, 2005

Goat-Way

A violently sexual activity involving goats. Similar to a three-way. This is a favorite hobby for people of Swedish decent. Goats enjoy having an entire Swedish baby dick put up their asses.

He just had a Goat-Way.

by iamalex April 27, 2009

goat dance

What Joni Mitchell does with a redneck on a Grecian Isle, as referenced in the song "California" on the album "Blue" from 1971.

"I met a redneck on a Grecian Isle. We did the Goat Dance Very Well. He gave me back my smile, but he kept my camera to sell."
-Joni Mitchell
"California"
Blue, 1971

by margoleilaman May 1, 2009

Goat Farmer

Code word for Goat Fucker aka. A.J. Vogrinetz.

Alex is such a goat Farmer...

by Banana69 January 30, 2009

Goat Piece

A undefined object or event that is often used to describe random items to others in an attempt to confuse or leave them feeling uneducated in the vernacular of popular culture.

- he's got to stop running his goat piece like that
- go grab that goat piece and bring it to your mom
- I got my goat piece caught in my zipper the other day
- ain't nothing better than a goat piece on a hot summer night
- etc.

by tesahbiggs April 25, 2011