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family sabotage 

When you're single, your parents and married siblings, often with children, are demanding of your time. They expect you to attend their functions or aid them with little or no notice, and with little or no appreciation. Since you don't have a spouse or children, they incorrectly assume that you're not as busy as them. Work, social events, dating, and friendships suffer because of it. This prevents you from getting even because it impedes your search for a mate with whom you can procreate. It's difficult to ever get retribution, especially as a youngest child. This is common with ethnicities with strong family bonds who use guilt to maintain closeness, such as, italians, mexicans, armenians, indians, persians, and jews.
Heather: Hey Jenny, are you going to the match.com event tonight?
Jenny: I can't, family sabotage, I have to help my niece with her homework tonight.

James: Dude, are you going to Stephanie's birthday party tonight?
Henry: Ugh, no, family sabotage, I have to babysit my nephew.
family sabotage by Thunder Stone October 27, 2013
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keeping it in the family 

Partaking in incest
“Why do so many people in this town have the same last name? Are they keeping it in the family or what?”

Fizzy Family 

A Family that accepts you for who you are <3
Person 1: Are you a fan of Deefizzy ?
Person 2: I'm not a fan, I'm part of the Fizzy Family <3
Fizzy Family by Allie Addiction January 21, 2012

family of glowies

family of glowies is the governments that are in the 5,9,14 eyes and share your data like its air
Windscribe,PIA,HMA are all part of the family of glowies
family of glowies by gaming toaster September 29, 2021

family simulator 

a sex game that's on every porn site, you can't dodge the ad, there is 5% you can dodge it but that's it.
jojo: hey have you heard of family simulator

me: oh my god shut the fuck up everytime i go on any porn site i always see a fucking ad for family simulator
family simulator by Juvyx December 5, 2021

Expanding Family Syndrome

the annoying tendency of family groups in stores and other public places to spread out and block access for other shoppers or patrons. seen more often during the holiday shopping seasons, but can occur at any time. EFS can cause unsuspecting people to be forced hard against walls, merchandise displays, etc., or to have to detour around the family group to get at something of interest. similar to groups of aircraft, families often spread into various "vee" formations, echelons, and the dreaded "random EFS," past which nothing can pass, not even light.
this past christmas while shopping at a well-known discount department store, i was accosted by a family of four walking in a row across the aisle. as i was checking out items to purchase, the family came upon me, the dad saying "excuse us," as if i had anyplace else to go. i chose to stand my ground, causing the mom to glare at me and the family to pass me single-file. in this manner i prevented an outbreak of Expanding Family Syndrome.