Get the Floridamug. A crack head and tweaker shit hole town located in central Florida. All the bitches are fat and ugly asf and 90% of em are missing their teeth. The police here are absolute pussies they’d rather send a full ass swat team on teenagers smoking weed but let these absolute crazy meth heads run all over the place. The food here is ight but everything closes at 5. It’s also hot as hell here. Here are some typical leesburg quotes I provided as example
“Dude you gotta try brick n barell their food slaps! They only charge 40 for a cold ass burger!”
“Time to flex my beat up ass chipped 1980s pickup around Venetian”
“Gimme a fuckin lighter right now!”
Welcome to Leesburg Florida
“Time to flex my beat up ass chipped 1980s pickup around Venetian”
“Gimme a fuckin lighter right now!”
Welcome to Leesburg Florida
by Ax1459 April 2, 2025
Get the Leesburg Floridamug. reddit post posted on February 7, 2022 by snapwillow ironically on r/nostupidquestions that went ridiculously viral on the platform.
"didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.
I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."
"didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.
I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."
"fl oz stands for fluid ounces not florida ounces"
"oh fuck!"
"water is a state I can understand how this is confusing."
"oh fuck!"
"water is a state I can understand how this is confusing."
by OKAY THEN KGG February 24, 2022
Get the florida ouncesmug. Everyone has heard an adult human rectum can stretch to 7 inches without tearing; and that raccoons can fit into holes as small as four inches. The Florida Man, takes advantage of those last few inches of clearance with the addition of an adult brown striped Atlantic octopus. Octopi can fit into anything larger than their beak. So to preform the Florida Man, one must simply trap a dumpster raccoon, catch an adult Atlantic octopus, and then hogtie the raccoon using the Optimus’s tentacles. At that point a fair amount of axle grease should ease the transition into the rectum, potato cannons can also be used for extra Florida points. The two animals will then fight to the death in the recipient’s rectum, without ever tearing the sphincter.
Bets should be placed about which animal will come out the victor.
It is also important not to bitch out and use Atlantic Pygmy octopi as they are venomous.
Bets should be placed about which animal will come out the victor.
It is also important not to bitch out and use Atlantic Pygmy octopi as they are venomous.
Weirdest thing I’ve ever seen come into the ER? We once had a guy come in with a dead raccoon and a live octopus up his ass. Everyone with him apparently had bets going about which animal would be dead when we removed them. They called it the Florida Man Colonsseum
by Jdh1002 April 11, 2023
Get the Florida Man Colonsseummug. by Conagher March 13, 2020
Get the Florida Chromemug. 
Boy 1“Dude your mom gave me a Florida jacuzzi last night and man did it hurt”
Boy 2 “Bro that’s disgusting”
Boy 2”Did it feel good?”
Boy 2 “Bro that’s disgusting”
Boy 2”Did it feel good?”
by How it feels to gum 5 chews January 28, 2021
Get the Florida jacuzzimug.