Skip to main content

Organic Erection

An erection which a man experiences from intrusive gay or other unwanted thoughts which they can’t stop. When they have this kind of erection they don’t feel any romantic or sexual attraction.
I need help, I’m experiencing gay thoughts that i have no interest in and it’s giving me an organic erection.
by AndrewTheOne September 24, 2023
mugGet the Organic Erection mug.

Swedish erection

A swedish erection is when a guy cant assemble a full erection. Generally he just holds the base really tight to give enough ridgidity for penetration. As with ikea furniture sure you can assemble a coffee table but its not strong enough to put a coffee cup on.
I met this hot prostitute but when we went back to my room all i had was a swedish erection
by Ausandy October 20, 2023
mugGet the Swedish erection mug.

Projection Erection

when trump aka Casino Mobster gets aroused after projecting his shortcomings on perceived enemies
in a recent, word-salad Projection Erection speech outside the courthouse, Tubby claimed Letitia James and Biden conspired against him using White House visitor logs. as The Former Guy gets a boner every time he makes a confession-accusation, it obviously means donald committed felonies with visitors to his mobbed-up white house
by Uncle Joosie January 12, 2024
mugGet the Projection Erection mug.

correction erection

When that one friend in your group who knows far too much about everything, gets so excited in anticipation of correcting you that an erection is imminent or current.

Often proceeding the words “well technically”.
He totally got. Correction erection when he corrected you about ancient Asian history.
by anonymous April 26, 2024
mugGet the correction erection mug.

period erection

Why this is an exclamation point of course! It is a period that is in a state of enthusiasm. It has nothing to do with vulgar sex stuff or menses.
Teacher: "Okay class. Today we will learn about the exclamation point and what it means. Understood?"

The teacher then draws one on the smartboard.
Ernie: "Umm, Miss B? Why does your period have a boner? It's like a period erection or something!"
Class laughs.
Teacher: "That's enough, class! Ernie! Get your hands out of your pants! You little pervert! Stop staring at my chest!"
by von groovy January 28, 2025
mugGet the period erection mug.

Cunt Eradication

A phrase used to describe the results of a night of hardcore kinky as fuck sex probably involving bdsm or a fetish (fisting or other roughly handled sexual acts) after a man has rattled the woman like a rusty gate in the wind he has performed the act of cunt eradication leaving the lady's vegeegee in tatters after multiple orgasm achievements are unlocked due to boss level gratification
Jo said she was as horny as a rampant rabbit in the spring on setting number 3 therefore Kenny gave her 4 orgasms in 20 minutes he had left Joj's vegeegee in a state of cunt eradication leaving her satisfied & gratified.
by The Fairy Sesh Mother March 20, 2026
mugGet the Cunt Eradication mug.

DeLaSalle education center

A high school in Kansas city full of bops and stoners. Half the school smells like za and 5% of the girls are pregnant. No one there gives a shit, they either just want to graduate or want to be a thug.
"DeLaSalle Education Center is poor ASH"
by Zackary Backary August 14, 2025
mugGet the DeLaSalle education center mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email