Double Blinker

To take two consecutive hits from a pen without stopping.

“Dude it was crazy, last night I hit a double blinker. I just wouldn’t stop sucking.”

by Word_Wizz January 2, 2022

Rebound Double Depression

When someone breaks up with their partner, and quickly rebounds, subsequently dumping, or being dumped by, the rebound. The person becomes doubly depressed as they didn't properly grieve for the first relationship, so are projecting their feelings onto the rebound break up.

"God, She really needs to get over Stan. They only dated for like three weeks and she's so cut up about it"

"Don't you know, she broke up with her boyfriend of 2 years just before. It's just rebound double depression"

by Doublydepressed September 19, 2009

double gay

An adjective describing the phenomenon when a stereotypically gay person is attracted to another stereotypically gay person. (Countering the societal stereotype that butch lesbians are attracted to feminine lesbians and feminine gay men are attracted to masculine gay men.)

Term originates because the person is gay in terms of what sex they are attracted to, but doubly gay because they are attracted to someone of the "same sex" in terms of personality.

That butch womyn is double gay; she likes other masculine girls.

That flamboyantly feminine guy is double gay; he loves other feminine gay guys.

by Homophilics (H&I) March 22, 2005

Double standards

The reason humanity will never progress.

From banning white people from saying a word, to men not being able to express themselves, thank you double standards for ruining the world.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 July 11, 2020

raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock

An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.

"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"

by Carl J. Maltese April 28, 2007

double douche

1. (n) Used to describe something so foul or unclean that a single douche would not be sufficient to clean it; a general term of disparagement.

2. (n) Two consecutive douches.

3. (n) A female with whom you wouldn't have sexual intercourse unless she had been given two consecutive douches.

1. It wasn't until Alfonso stole my girlfriend that I realized he was a double douche.

2. Betty is nasty; she needs a double douche.

3. No I didn't have sex with Betty; she's a double douche.

by CJF June 4, 2005

double doggin'

When you put two roller dogs on one bun and pay for one.

"Oh shit, I totally got busted double doggin' it at the Phillips 66!"

by Sleepdepped June 11, 2006