douche mongrel

one who irritates the hell out of you; see also: asshole, dickwad, douche bag

dude, you're such a douche mongrel.

by Ryan January 8, 2004

Gallon Douche

That douche bag that goes to classes with a gallon jug of water or some other liquid. The need for this kind of hydration in a class that at most will be in session 3 hours, is excessive for any human being, even Michael Phelps.

"That guy brought a gallon of water to ENG 101? Really? What a Gallon Douche"

"Man, that guy looks like such a douche carrying that gallon of water across the quad. We should call him a Gallon Douche"

by mikedaman82000 March 31, 2010

Douche-pocalypse

When a non douche is in a surrounding area of a bunch of douches.

Coined by Barney Stinson 5/10/10 (How I Met Your Mother)

Barney-- "One word made up, Douche-pocalypse."

by Raiken May 11, 2010

Douche boob

A douche boob is a person who is not quite a douche bag, however, at the moment they deserve some kind of name calling. Douche rack for plural.

Tim: Whoa! He just spilled his drank all over her.
Adam: What a douche boob! HEY! YOU ARE A DOUCHE BOOB!
Tim: Ya, but he definitely is not a douche bag.

by timDadamH February 24, 2011

Douche Wagon

A small four-cylinder vehicle (i.e. Honda Civic) usually painted yellow, pink, or purple and driven by a 5'5" jackass. The wagon usually has a large wing on the back, white rims, and an annoying loud muffler.

Chuck felt like he was like Fast and The Furious as he rolled through Philly in his douche wagon.

by stinky July 26, 2004

Douche Lord

Someone who is such a Douche bag that douche bag doesn't sufficiently describe their level of douchebaggery

George W Bush is the biggest Douche Lord we have ever had for a president.

by Pete Jones April 26, 2008

Douche-Scoping

In any modern warfare game (Ex. Medal of Honor, Call of Duty) in which a person aims a sniper before going into full view and firing making it a one-hit kill weapon in close range. Many people get pissed off by it, saying its unrealistic etc. So the the new word for quick scoping haters can call it douche-scoping.

Guy 1: Dude theres only one guy left, and he only has a sniper, I got this guy.
Guy 2 quickscopes.
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK YOU COCK SUCKING DOUCHE-SCOPING FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

Or

Guy 1 aims down his sniper sights.
Guy 2 sees guy 1 and tries to quickscope and misses, guy 1 kills guy 2 while aimind down the sights.
Guy 1: Hahaha, fucking douche-scoper.

by Fightagainstquickscopng November 1, 2010