Does this make my butt look big 

a term women use to give men no chance of winning

if we answer no then they are to skinny
if we say yes we are insulting them

best answers are

no your fat makes your bum look big in that

or

fuck this for a game of soldiers im going down the pub.

Does this make my butt look big by dave garnar June 24, 2005

Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? 

A slightly rude way of saying "no".

Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?

Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.

Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? by gonsfootball March 23, 2012

Does the pussy cat have a nose bleed

A woman with her period. Asking a woman if she has her period.

Why are you in such a bad mood does the Pussy cat have a nose bleed?

Does the pussy cat have a nose bleed by Bikeman470 January 8, 2009

so does 

My friends and I have started a project. We call it..."So does."

The purpose of this project? Drive everyone in the world insane, take their money, and then rule Earth and maybe Jupiter, if we can conquer it.

Anywho, what you do is this: Put the words, "So does" everywhere. Write it on your teacher's white board every day when she's not looking. Scribble it on your desk. Write it on a piece of paper and leave it somewhere. Write it in yearbooks, on reports, on your website, in your signature, on forums, in journals, on nametags--Everywhere! Go through the garbage and write it on tin cans and cardboard boxes. Carve it into rocks and trees, trace the words into the sand.

I know what you're thinking: This is completely retarded.

Yes, it is.

But so what? Or, more importantly: So does?

So does.

-Freakin 20 characters. Happy?

so does by wysiwyg August 12, 2004

what it does 

a form of greeting to other peers, transformed from the gretting what it do

what it does cuz whats up
made popular by famous rapper Rick Ross

what it does by Trae Von Wynn July 27, 2006

Who Does It Look Like? 

A game friends play behind an unknowing woman's back.

How to play:

Both men seduce the same woman within a relatively short time frame (preferably not on the same night - no one likes sloppy seconds). The act of copulation is performed by each man, with ejaculation occurring within the lucky woman's vagina. 9 months later, the friends determine who the baby looks like. Winner gets 18 years of financial and emotional distress.

Buddy 1: that girl is hot, and sources tell me she's good to go.
Buddy 2: wanna play Who Does It Look Like?
Buddy 1: you know i do!
Buddy 2: I hope it looks like you.

Who Does It Look Like? by Viktor II August 27, 2007

Why does nobody love me 

No Love

Josh: Why does nobody love me
Google: Wait, what am I supposed to say

Why does nobody love me by JustYoDude May 26, 2018