Diezcanseco

-Rabid Guinea pig eater. Has been known to have recipes to cook them.
-Lady who thinks she hispanic, but it really white with wrinkles and a bad spray tan.
-She trys to give kids 104 grades so that people will like her because she has no friends.
-She yells at movies with innocent little cats and dogs.
-She has been known to say "YO NO CHICLE!" about a billion times.
-She hates you as soon as you walk through the door.
-She is horrible, mean, and has no heart, although she has about 20 rubber ones in her room.
-She has more fake food in her room than a four year old future grocer.

"Wow, that lady is so MEAN!"
"Don't let it get to you, shes a Diezcanseco"

by ThatsWhatYouGetForBeingASpaz! November 19, 2009

Direxia

a general term for having a confused sense of direction, forgetting where you parked your car at the mall, not knowing where north is, and easily getting lost or turned around, unsure which direction to head.

Her direxia is to blame for having driven to Maine instead of Vermont where she intended to go.

by SheulogyStories June 4, 2019

nhs direct

National Hangover Service Direct (hangover can mean come down)

You know the morning after the night before when you wake up and your head is pounding, your mouth is like a camel's ass and your stomach is doing loops. If you haven't been sick the night before you are now and looking at food makes you wanna puke all over the place. You can't believe that this foul painful feeling could simply be caused by a few innocent sweet drinks so convinced you are dying you go on nhs direct.
After typing your symptoms into the search engine it will come out with an illness that matches but isn't a hangover. Perfect. Now you can tell everyone this is what is wrong with you making you the victim not the perpetrator and meaning you don't have to go to work and worry for 8 hours about if you are going to vomit on a customer.
Also good for finding illnesses to excuse feeling generally rubbish that will get you out of work/college.

*weak feeble voice* Sorry Boss, I won't be in today I have Gastroenteritis. It's like food poisoning but it's a bug, I'll be off a couple of days. I spoke to NHS Direct and they recommended complete bedrest Sorry. You heard I was in L2 last night, yeh I went out for one quick one but I felt so rough I went home early. Yeh I know it sucks, see you in 4 days time.

by Ro-ro December 12, 2008

DDC (Direct Dick Contact)

Any sexual act involving physical contact between dick and the partner

Andrew and Isabel had DDC (Direct Dick Contact) for less than 5 minutes before he busted his nuts and fell asleep immediately.

by Dorothy123 October 15, 2018

DIRECTORS CUT

WHEN YOU HAVE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK THE NIGHT BEFORE, AND YOU CAN NOT REMEMBER WHAT HAD HAPPENED!

HEY BRO, DID YOU SAY THAT I TOOK THE FATEST CHICK IN THE BAR HOME LAST NIGHT? MAN, I MUST HAVE HAD A DIRECTORS CUT.

by THE MIC October 4, 2008

one direction

a english boyband created by simon cowel in the 2010 X factor. they are well known for thier worldwide sensation in pop music. they have made it to the charts quite a number of times, with their debut singles "What makes you beautiful", "One thing", "gotta be you" and "live while were young". The group has become the best selling boyband worldwide and continue to produce no.1 selling music.

i fucking love one direction NIALL HARRY ZAYN LOUIS AND LIAM they are not gay they are straight!!!!!!!
i heart one direction to the max!!! <3

louis: can i hit you in the balls harry

harry: no i want tachos

niall: but i want nandos for lunch

liam: i want my turtle
zayn:do u like my ski haircut
everyone: i love being one direction

by stropy October 8, 2012

Prime Directive

Term used in Academic Team (don't laugh) where one team buzzes in early on a question and gets it wrong so the question is to be read in it's entirety to the other team. No one player on this team should buzz in early while the question is being read. Doing so will result in "Prime Directive," and angry stares from your teamates because you were supposed to wait until they knew what it was (jealous little shits).

I commit Prime Directive all the time because I am a power hungry Indian male and thats that's what Power Hungry Indian males do. It doesn't really matter because I always get the question right so get off my case, John!

John: Man, Kush! That's your third Prime Directive this tournament, you gotta learn to wait!
Kush: Shut the fuck up bitch, that's three more toss ups than you've scored.

by Agra March 30, 2004