Worse than French diarrhea 

Extremely distasteful.

Mark: I heard you went and saw the new Claymation remake of "Citizen Kane" at the Odeon -- how was it?
Kip: Worse than French diarrhea -- unwatchable. We walked out and got frozen custard.

Worse than French diarrhea by FitofPeak2 June 11, 2025

Bell City Diarrhea Water Blaster

When you give someone and Enema that fills the large intestine and have anal sex until all the contents of their bowels are drained.

"Yo Scott! You should see the Bell City Diarrhea Water Blaster I gave Diane last night, She isn't gonna shit for a week!"

Bell City Diarrhea Water Blaster by PearonAuvurth April 24, 2026

I HAVE DIARRHEA

what a little bitch says when they have shit/human waste. When the girl was trying to make you laugh and you had to POopOo and you laugh so hard you shit your pants

OH NO I NEED TO SHIT! Wait... I HAVE DIARRHEA

I HAVE DIARRHEA by QWASZXEDCRTFGVBYHNUIJKMOLP January 10, 2026

old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea 

When ya get that Starbucks coffee and it is explosive morning or anytime diarrhea.

I got that old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea this morning I almost shat myself.

old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea by Daaaaaaa wzzzzzzziard February 16, 2021

i have hot warm explosive diarrhea 

A statement about how your liquid defecation is warm and hot

i have hot warm explosive diarrhea sentence
Friend: "how's your day?"

Me: "i have hot explosive diarrhea."
Friend: "you didn't have to tell me that."
Me: "i have hot explosive diarrhea."
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Friend: "shut up"
Me: "i have hot explosive diarrhea."

i have hot warm explosive diarrhea by Poop man8675986479658437654908 September 15, 2025

pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake 

Trying to do the near impossible due to having or being given the wrong tools or insufficiency of time.
Usually preceded by "like pushing...".
The refusal of management to see the blindingly obvious despite it being pointed out and insisting upon something inappropriate.

A:"Can you get this new program to print?".
B:"No, I've told the service centre every day this week but they still say it's ok; dealing with them is like pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake".

pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake by MoLincs September 20, 2009

Raging diarrhoea 

Constant or repetitive violent diarrhoea

I will not be in work today I have a bad care of Raging Diarrhoea

Raging diarrhoea by V I Viking September 4, 2016