direct port injection

When two guys jerk off and one blows his load down the pee hole of the other. Can be played as a game, the first to finish wins.

Roland didn't make it to work today because he was injured during direct port injection, he had to see the doctor again.

by Sherm my worm April 28, 2017

direct attack

When wildland firefighters are bad asses and punch the flames.

I heard we are going to be doing direct attack, can't wait!

by Lol23345 September 20, 2017

direct evidence

Evidence you can feel

Rocks are an example of direct evidence

by Stutsan:)) October 23, 2017

directnafoba

The fear of directing traffic of spiders.

There is a bunch of spiders. I hope the traffic man doesn't have directnafoba.

by Mr. McDonald's December 13, 2017

Direct Deposit

When one sits on one's face, wide-open mouth air tight to one's anus and defecates.

"I was wacking off to this porno called "Bankers and Spankers" last night where this 300 pound banker gives this 100 pounds soak and wet spanker a direct deposit."

by zerk August 25, 2018

Direct-injection

When a man directly ejaculates inside a woman's vagina with as little intercourse as possible and for the sole purpose of achieving conception. A process of donating sperm that leaves out the sperm banks.

We opted for direct-injection to receive sperm from the donor. I was on the edge of the bed, doggie style, and draped with a white sheet. The donor was behind a folding shoji screen. He was naked and wearing a clean white robe.

He was masturbating with a sanitary safe lubricant. When he got to the point where he was edging he said - I'm ready. I signaled to my husband that I was also ready to receive the donation. My husband called him out, lifted the sheet(which shows consent), and the donor nonchalantly deposited his donation with only one thrust. Then he went back behind the shoji, got dressed, and my husband thanked him and escorted him out of the room while I remained in a position best for conception. It was not sexual in the regularly accepted way. We all had a positive experience. A few weeks later, I tested positive for being pregnant!

by mememetoo December 3, 2018

Director Hercules

Is a Well known Up and Coming Video Director and Afropop Singer Who the Music industry is yet to give him what He deserves.

I want Director Hercules to shoot my music video: I featured Director Hercules in my hit song

by Hercules d Director August 5, 2019