noun: a person who smells as if they had been bathing in a dark crusty substance, that may be feces and may not be.
I smelled something rank and immediately blamed it on the crusty stainer who was sitting next to me.
by Loganzo June 26, 2005
Get the crusty stainer mug.The act of a male squatting above his partners (male or female) face whereupon reaching the desired distance, slowly begins to crumble his dingle berries so the shit crust rains upon her forehead, thus giving her a crusty roosevelt.
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a stupid skank who has no friends. someone who thinks she's queen shit and can't tell the truth. someone who doesn't shave her vag and has crusties around her butthole.
by We hate crusty floss March 6, 2008
Get the crusty floss mug.the definition for a crusty cluster is when you take a shit and day after day you dont wipe your arse it builds up and the shit build up is considered a crusty cluster ie a build up of old feocal matter
dude "i had the shits again but i never bother wiping the wife always uses all the bog roll"
another dude "no way man thats gross your going to end up with a crusty cluster on your arse"
another dude "no way man thats gross your going to end up with a crusty cluster on your arse"
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