Coffee wasted

When you consume so much coffee that your mood and energy becomes elevated and you feel like you can take on the world. A state often sought after by desperate college students cramming for a test/exam or trying to stay alert in class after a night of getting "real wasted".

"I have an exam at 8am today... I'm getting coffee wasted!"

Jill: "Jack, why are you acting so weird?"
Jack: "Sorry, brah, I must be gettin' coffee wasted!"

by pishposhsloshed October 24, 2012

Weekend Coffee

A coffee that you drink on the weekend. During the week, you drink coffee out of necessity. Your job is hard! Waking up sucks!

Then, the weekend comes. You drink a coffee because it's delicious and gets your brain going just in time to read a book, play some hacky sack, or do absolutely nothing all damn day long.

"If it's Sunday, you know it's weekend coffee."

by Motorcycle Todd June 19, 2013

Kahlua and Coffee

Yes, it's a sex act. A Louisiana Love-in. In a threesome involving a white person and two creoles the caucasian man / woman is said to be having this.

I hear New Orleans is THE place for kahlua and coffee!

by hopscotch honey hamster July 17, 2011

coffee-blind

a word used to describe the experience of sensory blindness associated with the moments between waking and having the first cup of java

"I was coffee-blind as I walked to the kitchen, tripping over my cat and stumbling toward the coffee cups, crashing into the wall and hoping for a Starbucks ambulance to arrive with a coffee IV."

by Word Ganesha October 25, 2011

COFFEE song

‘COFFEE’ is an acronym representing the phrase “Chorus Only, Fucking Forget Everything Else”, used to describe songs that have no tangible substance or meaning beyond a catchy chorus.

“Have you listened to ‘Unholy’ by Sam Smith?”

“Are you kidding? That’s a total COFFEE song.”

by Carnefice April 25, 2023

Strong coffee

Doing something bold to gain attention or praise

Wow! Did you see That girls moves on the dance floor? That's STRONG COFFEE right there!

by Mr. Black August 28, 2017

to coffee bean

in middle and high school debate (California), to appeal to and distract the judge by using a pathos argument that is dramatized and taken out of context

Did you see how they didn't have any evidence at all in their case? They just tried to coffee bean the judge with a fake story!

by c0ffeebeans October 9, 2018