Cocoa Puff

A beautiful brown hooter

Honey can I see your cocoa puffs

by Greg Toland January 8, 2015

Coconut Rum

Two words: Mind Eraser

Susan: Dude! Do you remember what you did last night?!

Lauren: What are you talking about?

Sarah: Oh, she had coconut rum last night.

by fire_fall06 October 16, 2008

coconut up da butt

hilarious youtube video where a monkey shoves a coconut up his ass

ahhh man might as well have a coconut up da butt

by yeabroididurmom look now that November 19, 2010

Cocoa Butt

The various stages of not wiping your ass good enough after a shit that breaks off half way.

Stage 1: A simple courtesy wipe will rectify the issue.
Stage 2: You need to get a handful of baby wipes or a durable wash cloth.
Stage 3: Find the closest shower and proceed to clean your ass by letting warm water run down your crack while spreading your ass cheeks apart to dig out the remaining turd.

I need to eat more salsa. Last night I took a shit and the turd broke off half way... It was a bad "Stage 3: Cocoa Butt"

by suntzzu December 10, 2010

coconut freezie

Removal of semen from a used condom in a method similar to the way a person would consume an ice cold freezie.

Did you see the way she downed that coconut freezie?

by Butt Games March 17, 2014

Coconut

Someone who has brown skin, but is actually the whitest person you will ever meet.

Nitasha is such a coconut.

by BossAssBitch22 October 9, 2014

Clapping Coconuts

Term for gay sex (anal)! Word inspired by the slapping of testicles common during gay intercourse.

Lucas: "hey man wanna chill with Little Bitch and Troy tonight?"
Fred: "They can't hang. They're too busy Clapping Coconuts"

by Kks_tits(limp) January 18, 2015