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Closed Circuit

When a consenting adult human with a penis double fists anally and vaginally a consenting adult human with a vagina while the fistee blows the fister. i.e 69ing but with consensual double fisting ;)
Trenton: Did you hear that Tammy and I completed a closed circuit last night?

Jake: Really?? You got both fists in there? Wow man I’m impressed.

Trenton: It took a lot of prep but it was worth it at the end, all out of lube though…
by sea creature of the mist July 2, 2021
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closet_c.cosplays

a cool tt cosplayer that cosplays baldi (and should totally cosplay emo ed sheeran in the future)
"omg look at this baldi cosplayer, closet_c.cosplays"
by Anonymoose3333333 December 29, 2021
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Closet Pedo

An adult who is sexually attracted to a minor, but will not do or say anything remotely sexual about them until that minor is the age of an legal adult.

Red flags for these kind of people would be things like someone saying they've waited for someone to turn 18
Lets say a girl turns 18 & a week later she decides to create an Onlyfans page & an adult replies with something like "I've waited for this" at that point it is fair to think they're a Closet pedo
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intolerance closet

A small, confined area that a person is forced into for a temporary detention period should he fail to be tolerant.

See also: Gulag or Intolerance Booth
Little Timmy was saying awful things about negroes so I told him to spend five minutes in the intolerance closet to think about what he said.
by billy the crack fiend January 6, 2005
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serious closet

serious closet: a deep selection of fashion and accessories
Despite living on a teacher's salary, Nancy is always sporting some serious closet.
by TooSick4U October 30, 2008
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Gravity Closet

a term for the description of allowing one's apparel and/or possessions to fall where it may as opposed to putting it in closets, drawers and/or laundry hampers.

Alternately, a method of storage that relies on gravity to facilitate it.
"Why do you just drop your things wherever, and not put them away?"

"They are put away. They're in my "Gravity Closet".
by The Semantic Assassin November 30, 2011
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Babushka Closet

When you come out of the closet, only to find yourself in another, slightly larger closet. The word "Babushka" is in reference to the type of wooden doll produced in Russia, which has smaller versions of itself inside.
"Oh man, I came out of the closet and told everyone I'm asexual, but now I think I might be trans too... I'm in a babushka closet"
by Hummus hummus March 25, 2020
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