cheese check

checking your dick, to see if it stinks of cheese, before getting a chick to suck you off.

man, kelly is gonna suck me off in an hour, best do a cheese check to see how bad it is.

by Nick1401 November 11, 2007

chad check

The act of proving your superiority over another male by replying to his dick pic with a picture of your own larger penis, directing all homosexual blame onto the other male for being a dicklet. Only works if the picture you send is, in fact, your own penis, AND if your penis is noticeably larger. Successfully chad checking someone removes all faggotry associated with sending another male a dick pic.

Chad 1: Bro some fag tried to be edgy and sent me a dick pic, so I chad checked his ass
Chad 2: Haha what a fuckin beta, nice bro

by johnnyblins June 1, 2018

checkmated

When there are 3 urinals and the only one not taken is the one between the two.

Jamie: "You go to the toilet?"
Tom: "Nah, I couldn't. I got checkmated..."

by Foxlover1 November 13, 2014

ring check

A ring check is quickly glancing at the fingers of potential girls (or guys, I suppose) to see if they're already spoken for.

You should be looking for a wedding ring or an engagement ring. Though lack of a ring doesn't mean they're single, at least there might be some hope for you.

Guy: "Damn, she's hot. I'm gonna ask her out."
Friend: "Don't bother, I just did a ring check - she's married."
Guy: "Oh well..."

by kirE August 7, 2007

Sniff check

The act of discretely inspecting a woman for foul vaginal odor before engaging in intercourse, preformed by hugging her, and slipping the finger in the pussy from behind, then pulling her close (as if to be romantic) placing her head on your shoulder, and the inserted finger to your nose while sniffing without her noticing.

Damn man I was about to pound this bitch out so I did the SNIFF CHECK and she was good to go.

Omg !! I was Messing with this cocola last night and did the sniff check it was putrid! I had to kick her out.

Yo i did the sniff check on this chick and almost threw up! she asked me what was wrong so I stuck my finger up her nose and she gagged!! I told her: this is you!!!!

by siscarface June 3, 2010

fat check

a large sum of income

Damn son, that's a fat check

by porterAF August 6, 2017

Checker

When you fart and then need to check your underwear to make sure that there's no stains

Uh oh that last fart was definitely a checker

by Word smoosher July 8, 2017