Bread or buns

A joke people use when they know a friend is sleeping with someone and doesn't want to ask to obvious.

"Yo, bread or buns with Kylie"

Bread or buns by xwqdqd June 22, 2026

Bread Pussy

When a woman doesn’t clean up after sex and gets a ripe, yeasty UTI.

I was about to go down on Susie but I realized she hadn’t showered up since last time and now she has a Bread Pussy.

Bread Pussy by billiam10000 July 24, 2026

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! 

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! — Lovers who have their priorities exactly right. At a certain point all we have are the memories we create together. You don’t need much else.

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!” just means: In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have “you” I might not even need the wine either.

Husband:

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.”

Wife:

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! And if there’s no wine, all I need in this moment is you.

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023

let's get this bread 

A phrase originally used to mean "let's get money" as bread=dough and dough is a common slang term for money. Nowadays, the term"let's get this bread" is more loosely defined as a sort of battlecry in a sense, calling upon the will of the person(s) to succeed, not necessarily in just gaining monetary funds. It may also be taken more literally as well, as the loaf of bread (or any bread in general) can be a very powerful symbol and source of hype for a crowd.

*About to get your paycheck* "Awe yeah, let's get this bread!"

*At a crowded Key Club event at Six Flags, and you pull two loaves of bread out from under your sweatshirt* "AWE YEAH, LET'S GET THIS BREAD!!" *crowds of other Key clubbers notice and start chanting along with you* "BREAD, BREAD, BREAD..."

Synonyms: Let's yeet this wheat, let us attain/obtain the grain, let's feast on this yeast, let's empower this flour, let's go with the dough, let's entrust this crust

let's get this bread by Breadman Chris October 22, 2018

Butter the bread 

To perform a very smooth landing in an aircraft. The bread refers to the runway

Plane spotter 1: did you see that A330 butter the bread
Plane spotter 2: yeah I got it on video

Butter the bread by AaronDynamics13 April 25, 2020

Panera Bread 

A place where white girls go to order Caesar salads, broccoli cheddar bread bowls, macaroni and cheese, and strawberry smoothies.

A group of white girls decide its the perfect day to annoy Panera Bread as they request long and similar orders.

Panera Bread by Wasabi_Peas April 6, 2015

Teleport Bread 

Soldier from the computer game Team Fortress 2, said the phrase in Expiration Date made by Valve. "I have done nothing but |teleport bread| for 3 days".

For example, it's used in memes for example: "I teleported breaad!!", "I teleported bread", "Teleport Bread", etc.

Teleport Bread by Fishyyz January 8, 2021