Don't let the ponies blind you 

Advice that can be given in almost any situation. It also makes no sense while making absolute complete sense at the same time.

"My boyfriend cheated on me last night at a party."
"Well...don't let the ponies blind you."
"What?"

Don't let the ponies blind you by catnaps April 29, 2010

God's Blind Spot 

It can also be used as a derogatory manner to justify why God doesn't help a particular region or country struggling to overcome economic, environmental, political or social hardships.

This could be applied to much of the Bible Belt, New Jersey, South America, as stated in an episode of American Dad, war torn Africa, some of Eastern Europe, Southeast Asia and much of Missouri with the exception of cities of St. Louis and Kansas City and their respective suburbs.

1.) Person A: "Why did God allow a tsunami to kill 230,000 people in Southeast Asia in 2004?"

Person B: "Oh that's God's blind spot, he doesn't care about that area."

2.) Person A: "New Jersey is so dirty!"

Person B: "Yeah that's God's blind spot, he gave up on New Jersey a long time ago."

3.) Person A: "Hooray, the St. Louis Cardinals won the 2006 World Series!"

Person B: "Well that just shows you that there are a few parts of Missouri that aren't in God's blind spot."

God's Blind Spot by Alex Davis January 13, 2008

fuck me blind 

1. For one to be confused or excited.

Well Fuck me blind I dont know who the hell that bitch was!!

fuck me blind by Hellish_Labyrinth April 2, 2005

barely blind 

A sub-par, completely unoriginal "punk" band from Texas. Though they're somewhat talented musically, their music is extremely generic. Their primary fan base is teenage girls.

"OMG barely blind!!!! ahhhhh!!!" ~14 year old takes a picture with her phone~

barely blind by Deushia February 13, 2010

third eye blind

A guy who doesnt care what the girl looks like because they are drunk or just want some pussy... third eye is the dickhole

WHOA that white boy must be third eye blind that girl looks like star jones and chris rock!!!

third eye blind by here i am December 28, 2005

mini blind 

when a facial goes wrong and hits a girl in the eye!

my gf is scared of getting mini blinds!

mini blind by ur dumb November 29, 2004

Sneaky Blind 

When you get torque! or sniped blind in the head in gears of war.

(Marrru) Let me get torch! so i can sneaky blind him.

Sneaky Blind by SneakyB January 22, 2010