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Beard Line

a. the area on a mans face which has been shaved, displaying a subtle greyness as an effect of there having previously been stubble there.

b. a 5 of clock shadow.
homer simpson displays a "beard line" or "five o' clock shadow"
by hewylouis May 18, 2009
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bear trap ugly

someone so ugly, that if you woke up next to them and they were laying on your arm, you would rather chew your arm off like it was caught in a bear trap than wake that person up.
Man, i must've gotten pretty wasted last night because that girl from the club was bear trap ugly!
by M.1C.0C. June 20, 2009
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Beard Music

Any music in which the alert listener is able to detect, with no visual clues, that the lead singer in fact has a beard.
Mike: "LA Woman again? All this classic rock station plays is beard music."
by faithplayskeys November 26, 2009
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Beardbanging

Similar to headbanging, but with two main differences.

a: instead of long hair, you must have a beard at least 10inches long.
2:Banging the head in a side to side motion, rather than a forward and back motion.( the chest of the beardbanger would otherwise get in the way of said banging beard)
Headbanging is so out, beardbanging is in
by Alsastar May 5, 2011
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beardattach

The act of being lost on an epic journey in a beard. When a person tries to kiss someone with a beard and becomes attached. One way to get over the fear of PDA.
"Mel is beardattached to that boy!" "Really? She hates PDA."

"Hey Joe your beards really coming along, when you gonna stop growing it?" "Ah man not gonna till I beardattach my girlfriend, so she stops making out with randoms at the bar"
by FoxRacingGurl January 12, 2012
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bearded wonderland

A fake reality or delusion created by those who choose to rock the beard. It is also a good reason to take absolutely no personal responsibility in anything that you do.
Bearded Asshole: "I don't understand why everyone is coming down so hard on me."

Co-Worker: "It's because you are at work and never do anything productive."

Bearded Asshole: "Well my shoulder, feelings and brain hurt. Nobody understands me."

Co-Worker: "Stop being such a douche bag and step out of your bearded wonderland.
by The MI Shocker April 17, 2014
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beard pie

The creamy, possibly crusty residue after aggressive, more-often-than-not effective, cunnilingus.
"Hey there dude, saving that for later"-pointing to smuck in a friends beard.

"Naw bro, came straight from my ladie's house, eating beard pie.
by Lady Dink May 6, 2015
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