faithplayskeys's definitions

Briegan

A person who abstains from any foods of animal origin, making an exception for brie cheese, which is the nectar of the gods.

Bill: "Hey, is that a cheese plate?"
Jane: "Wait a minute, I thought you said you went vegan!"
Bill: "Not vegan. Briegan!"

by faithplayskeys November 26, 2009

Beard Music

Any music in which the alert listener is able to detect, with no visual clues, that the lead singer in fact has a beard.

Mike: "LA Woman again? All this classic rock station plays is beard music."

by faithplayskeys November 26, 2009

Department of Redundancy Department

A snarky little quip made when someone has mistakenly repeated themselves.

Man in the coffee shop: Continuing on, I'd like a chai tea latte with milk.
Barista: Department of Redundancy Department!

by faithplayskeys November 30, 2009