blimped up

a person who gained a lot of weight

boy that girl blimped up since high school

by anonymous November 1, 2023

bimpy

Bimpy is a term popularized by board game 'Cards Against Humanity' with one of its white cards reading "Bimpy, the small styrofoam ball we all jack off into."

"How much jizz do you think Bimpy has in it?

by bigtomar November 28, 2023

Bipedalphobic

An individual who is asexual towards other people and instead prefers to be intimate with 4-legged animals.

"I think Jonathan is gay"
Nah, he's just not into people, he's bipedalphobic

by MMDeveloper October 22, 2024

bipedal penis

A human male whose entire existence is embodied in the visage of an actual walking penis.

The whole of the boardroom were overtaken by the appearance of a bipedal penis attempting to justify the necessity for whack shacks wherein every male employee could rub one out as needed.

by russianpolander January 15, 2024

Bimteny

The extreme absence of any emotions

Jack is very bimteny today

by Booboo3905 February 17, 2024

Bime

Getting somwhere quickly

Ill be there in a bime

by Arctic Cactus February 29, 2024

bipedal sentient flesh sack

Bipedal sentient flesh sack (sometimes the sentient part is removed) is another way to say human because humans are bipedal animals that have sentience and are covered with flesh

Guy 1:Humans are terrible ama

Guy 2:You mean bipedal sentient flesh Sacks?

by Urbdicdayismay23 May 5, 2024