Gooner Berries

When your gooning and you see that you have dingle berries so when you release the beast you aim it towards your extra dirty dingle berries.

Gooner berries is a condition that affects 40% of men and women worldwide.

Timmy had a bunch of gooner berries; but no longer. He does not have gooner berries anymore because he went through serious psychological treatment to get rid of his illness.

by cuckmasteroftheworld February 12, 2026

17 Berries

A slang commonly used in the streets to describe a homeless person wearing rags

"I saved 17 berries" "Is that why you keep canceling?"

by SquirtJuiceBender August 8, 2025

Chocolate berries

Who a girls butt is against a man’s nut sack and she farts by accident

He had a girl over last night and she gave him chocolate berries by accident

by Rd Kent November 23, 2025

Hello Bernie Sanders

I'm not Elon Musk. Saying that I was Anti-Elon was not me claiming to be Ree-lon's alternative persona but, rather, a joke about being broke and doing nothing. But that was before I published my theory of artificial intelligence!

Hym "Hello Bernie Sanders. I saw you on the Majority Report! You see, they prerecord all of their interviews with politicians so I can't speak with them directly about how I'm being unlawfully surveilled because you, as a government employee, are legally obligated to report unlawful activity if you are aware of that it's occurring. Additionally, I am being harassed in the workplace in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and have been for the last 15 years. So... Additionally, I DESIGNED the very artificial intelligence you are talking about I the dissertation I mentioned and I have a copyright on that. Them building it wrong is not NOT violating my copyright but, rather, not doing a very good job. What are YOU doing about THAT? Because I was both working 80 hours a week every other week working with the mentally disabled and then I was fired for 'not reporting retard sex' and then was jobless between then and now on 2 separate occasions. So I am the poor people you purport to care about and I'm being screwed out of what is rightfully mine by the oligarchs you CLAIM to be against but are actively helping get away with not paying me. Soooo... What about that? Because you're not talking about it. I know AOC read some of what I wrote on wherever she was when she did that. So I know you're aware of the fact that all of that is happening... What are you going to do about that because 'nothing' isn't the right answer."

by Hym Iam December 19, 2025

on the berme

side-lined, out of the action, out of the loop, not 'with-it'

"Ray is on the berme - he never gets invited to the cool parties these days."

by buddyray August 23, 2006

Pull a Bernie

Jacking old folks on the streets or in the board rooms.

Hoodlum: Hey Jack, pull out the wallet or I'll blast yo' old ass!
Old Guy: Look son, Bernie Madoff beat you to it...
Hoodlum: Damn...

Person #1: Did you hear about Jimmy pulling a Berine last night?

Person #2: So...did he pull a bernie?

Person #3: He tried to jack an old dude, but Bernie Madoff already jacked his ass!

by YatM July 24, 2009

Razz my berries

They taste like a golden nutella extract inside a watermelon.

Mmm I would really like someone to razz my berries rn.

by Jeff1969 August 9, 2017