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brain relay

The act, nay the art form, of pressing one's bare testicles against those of another man. Often performed whilst inebriated.
by Brian R. Elay December 15, 2008
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Braincuffs

When you are restricted in your creative thinking and ideas by an authority that directs your thinking with rigid assumptions and techniques. Not to be confused with brainwashing.
The institution of academia is enforcing braincuffs on future and present scholors.
by bamfieldvvroom September 20, 2010
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Brain poop

Anything that someone says or dose that is really stupid.
by judge dredd7 November 27, 2012
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Boomer Brain

People who think like boomers and are extremely ignorant about everything.

A good way to spot someone with a boomer brain is if they are perfectly fine with heavily drinking and smoking a pack a day multiple times a week but will literally go on a mad rant about how weed or psychedelics make people insane or lazy when someone smokes weed a couple times a month or drops acid every few months. In elections will vote the same party as their boomer parents without actually looking into what the candidates stand for. Will get mad and are willing to fight over someone bantering with them. Think that the only way to succeed in life is to go to university and anyone who doesn't is fucked for life (but ironically end up in debt and working at KFC for life).

Boomer Brains typically are between the ages of 16 and 30 and will usually spend their life thinking just like their parents, working a shitty mundane job until they die at 60 from alcohol poisoning.
Boomer Brain: So what did you do this weekend?
"Went to a party with a couple of mates"
Boomer Brain: Oh yeah did you guys get fucked up?
"Nah not really, we just got baked and chilled upstairs watching trailer park boys"
Boomer Brain: (As they're smoking their 20th cigarette that day) Dude that's fucked, you know that people die and go crazy from that right? *Continue to lecture person for the next 10 minutes about drugs*

Who are you voting for?
Boomer Brain: *Political Party*
Oh really, why's that?
Boomer Brain: I dunno, my parents vote for them.
by dnE geL August 25, 2019
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Brain Sex

the physical action of putting two (or more) foreheads together to stimulate brain interaction, usually seen at certain high schools with certain debaters ;P
Hammer: Debaters have a weird relationship. They need to date people who are mentally stimulating.
Rose: Oh! Like brain sex!
Mark: What's brain sex? Like this?... *has brain sex with Rose*

Rose: hey mark...
Mark: hey rose....
Rose: you wanna have brain sex?
Mark: o...k...
Rose and Mark: *put foreheads together* AAAAAHHHHH! OH YEAH!

Webb: ......o.O.......
by The Master Debater March 29, 2009
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brain

"have you ever popped champaigne on a plane,
while gettin some brain, whip it out she said
'i never seen snakes on a plane'"

-kanye west: good life

"i am the beast
feed me rappers or feed me beats
im untamed i need a leash
im insane i need a shrink
i love brain i need a leech
why complain on easy streets"

- lil wayne: we takin over
by cjdlajfkj December 27, 2007
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brain barf

Used to describe the product of foolish reasoning. Differs from bullshit in the sense that it pertains directly to the reasoning process of the one spouting the nonsense; bullshit, on the other hand, may be merely repeated nonsense, heard elsewhere.
His thesis is brain barf - no way is it going to get approved.
by Rod Brock July 24, 2006
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