Knights of the round anus 

Gays; those men we're all supposed to love, despite all privately finding their behaviour disgusting.

Sir Elton John and Sir Ian McKellen are both knights of the round anus.

Knights of the round anus by IanChode October 5, 2008

California sucks bloody anus 

see california and that it SUCKS!

I wipe my ass on that state and everybody in it.

California sucks bloody anus by hippie killer April 4, 2005

flaming anus 

to pour hot sauce all over your dick and fuck a girl in the ass with it, afterwards, she licks everything off

Man, I gave her such a good flaming anus last night, she had to stop 1/2 way thru to cool it off!

flaming anus by ddrisgay4000000 February 12, 2007

breath of anus 

Synonym of ass-kisser, dickweed, jerkoff.
Somebody to keep well away from.

(1) Tell "breath-of-anus" to keep the fuck away from me.

(2) Hey "breath-of-anus", pick up your detritus and throw it the hell away!

breath of anus by Benjamino December 22, 2003

The Anus of the Earth 

1.(n) - a foul place, particularly one of ill repute. For example; Los Angeles, or that shit-hole town in Mississippi where your car always breaks down when you're going to marti-gras. See butt-fuck, nowhere.

Holy crap, that place really was the anus of the earth

The Anus of the Earth by Damoclese July 22, 2004

My anus is bleeding 

A menstrual-like bleeding from the anus, whilst the anus-bleeder is ecstatic about it. Any gender can have their anus bleed.

Person 1- Dude...your anus is bleeding.
Person 2- I know...yay! My anus is bleeding!!!

My anus is bleeding by Carliann October 12, 2007

dick-anus 

dick-anus is somneone who likes dicks, in anuses, And puts theres in one all the time, and is generally retarded or gay.

double the wordage, double the insult!

Kile is a dick-anus, and never gets any poontang.

dick-anus by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005