affucktion

in need of some sex, starved for sexual affection

I'm in some serious need of affucktion lately and my wife won't give me none.

by JTNC73 September 27, 2013

affirmimation

a word you use to make a dumb bitch confused to the point where she wont know what you are saying to make her shut up. in another case, the so called dumb bitch might or will agree with what you said, making you realize how dumb this bitch is.

man: hey i gotta make an affirmimation with my boss, ill be back in a little bit
dumb bitch: oh okay thats cool, i got to affirminate my boss later too!

by bulletface December 30, 2014

Affenced

When you are hurt by someone's mean words

I am affenced

by This will work June 19, 2017

Affordable

Something that a lot of things are not.

Nothing in this world is affordable anymore.

by Kacchan_420_277 January 2, 2020

affair baby

A child conceived through an extra-marital affair

"Derek, your son isn't actually yours. He's an affair baby with my high school boyfriend"
*Derek has mental breakdown*

by Thehornycunt June 5, 2022

courtney affair

Courtney affair is a term made famous from an actress. Its when immediately after a break up one of the ex's friends calls dibs on there ex's significant other and abandon their prior friendship for this person

Person 1: isn't derek Erica's ex?
Person 2: yeah but veronica ditched her friendship with erica so she can have Derek.
Person1: so Veronica is having a Courtney affair.....

by adoce November 15, 2013

Beanie Affect

When a girl/guy wears a beanie that makes them look hot but when they take it off they look plain

Guy/Girl 1: OMG Y/N looks Sooooo hot right now
Friend: Dude since when have you liked Y/N
Guy/Girl: I don't know since Y/N looked like that

Friend: You have the beanie affect
Guy/Girl: no

Friend: yes

Guy/Girl: yes

by Donut_Girl June 20, 2015