Colonel Fire

The postition given to a man that exceeds the expectations of crack addicts and sex offenders. He patrols the hall of a dorm to make sure there's no fires or fire hazards. This man has a built in fire hose. Also has an office in the community bathroom.

Zach: Fire!!!

Matt: Go get Colonel Fire!

Zach: Can't, he's in the office.

Matt: FML!

by Mayo Sanchez October 08, 2009

life is on fire

When someone is being a whiney little bitch ass for no reason.

My roommate smells like old spice. I can't sleep, I can't think, and I don't even want to be in the room.

Dude, quit acting life your life is on fire!

by #27 April 04, 2009

fire the rock

1. The act of smoking speed in a glass pipe.

When I get home Im gonna fire the rock.
If you want to lose weight fire the rock.

by superboofer August 25, 2013

pk fired

you are playing online smash and a ness keeps spamming pk fire.

teammate 1: how did you lose a stock this early
teammate 2: i got pk fired

by Mr.Sizzle April 18, 2020

Breathe Fire

To smoke so much weed your throat stings like fire, usually from coughing. It is usually paired with Fireball Whiskey, giving an absolute throat flame, and a great time

Bro, we finna breathe fire tonight!

by TheyCallMeMcRib January 07, 2019

fire bust

When you move at intense speeds, as if you were running out of a burning building.

we were doing illegal stuff when the cops showed up, then we had to fire bust out of there.

by gonebeyondrepair January 19, 2013

Fire Emblem

A game by Intelligent Systems and published by Nintendo. The strategy based game series is mostly know for the characters and Nintendo not giving a fuck about the character design

person 1: Hey I have you beaten the recent fire emblem?
person 2: Yeah. But I still question why Nintendo let that one character have those melons that exposed.
StarBucks employee: Sir we are right next to a high school and I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

by major tasshole March 31, 2021