waiapos 

Abbreviation for "why am I a piece of shit"

While in a raid, I kept messing up, so I had to ask myself, "waiapos?"

waiapos by Dameon Dranuite May 8, 2018

wainboshing 

Ramming vegetables up a consenting sexual partner’s bottom with a mallet.

My friend gave his lover a good wainboshing with a squash and mallet.

wainboshing by JoeySquie June 6, 2018

Wait, what? 

When someone is talking so fast or talking about such nonsensical things you can’t understand that you just have to hold your hand up and say, wait, what? Also used as an expression of surprise.

Example 1:
Julie: OMIGOSH Jessica, the craaaaziest thing happened today ooh crayfish anywaaaay so yeah the absolutely most crazy thing yeah so Anna was like whaaat and I was like whaaat and Jordan was like what are you whaaating about and like-
Jessica: Wait, what?

Example 2:
Daughter: Hey, mom.
Mom: Hey. Your belly is kinda bloated. You ate a lot today, huh?
Daughter: Oh, actually, I’m pregnant. Did I not tell you?
Mom: Wait, what?

Wait, what? by ActuallySensible June 17, 2018

Wainfleet Yute

A greaser from Wainfleet that can only hit 40 nic. They are very defensive of Wainfleet and will assault rival townsmen

He’s only hitting 40 nic? He’s definitely a Wainfleet Yute

Wainfleet Yute by Fuck Wainfleet December 24, 2018

Wait a fucc

a word ONLY to be used in dire situations ; To await the time of fuccening

Robber: Give me your money!
You: Wait a Fucc?!

Crusaders: We will take back the holy land!!
Villagers: Await thy fucceth?!?

Wait a fucc by Pocholo January 15, 2019

Wait- Fuck.. no 

A very rare term in the “fuck is an every word” community. It comes from IfSoFactSo. Specifically the Voltron ones.

Keith: I’m just going to do this.
Shiro: Wait- Fuck.. no.. That’s not how that works!

Wait- Fuck.. no by Eh.. whatever.. February 10, 2019

waisd 

Acronym for “why am I so dumb” that is typically used on Twitter.

I accidentally flushed the toilet paper holder down the toilet and wtf waisd

waisd by Gabi_G_bb February 23, 2019