Wack the Bird

Male masterbation. Commonly used as a slang term describing the sexual acts of one, like "Beat the Meat."

Dude, beat the meat is so out of style, use Wack the Bird.
I Wack the Bird every time I see her.

by Paso Robles Slang March 9, 2010

wack it

jerk off. masterbate

She got pissed at me last night so I'm gonna wack it.

by monkeyman30 November 23, 2006

wack ass bitch

A female who obsessively pursues sexual relations with a guy who is not interested because he knows she is an STD infested hoe who has fucked everything with a penis within 30 miles. They are known to excessively call, stalk, and go psychotic on the male subject. They are dangerous!!! Stay the fuck away!!!

Can be shortened to WAB as long as everybody knows what you're talking about.

Man, that fucking wack ass bitch called for you 38 times; in the past hour.

by JM October 17, 2004

wack

something that sucks horribly; stupid; fake; talentless

that new jay-z joint is wack as fuck.

by zach November 25, 2002

wiggity wack

Not regular type.

Cheerleader: You're so wack.

So and So: Wiggity wack?

Cheerleader: No, just regular type.

by h*r fan March 3, 2004

Mad Wack

like super wack. like really really wack.

dude that guys bullshit was mad wack!!

by Elizabeth n Nick April 10, 2006

wack attack

To have the sudden urge to masturbate in a public place, usually a restaurant, and to then start beating off savagely.

O man did you here? Bobby had a wack attack at his nephews birthday party! What a sick bastard.

by d00d April 27, 2004