Spokane, Wa is located 300 miles east of Seattle, and 25 miles west of the Idaho state line. Also know as Spokangeles, Spokompton, or Spookaloo. Spokane has made National headlines over the last few years, due to its crooked cops. Police shootings of innocent citizens on the streets of Spokane have been on the rise over the last three years, and someone is shot cold blooded on an average of every 6 months.
Spokane, consists of a population of around 200,000 people. It has the poorest district in the State of Washington known as Hillyard. The city consists of more Potholes than people. The average median income is just over 30k a year, and the people who are making this kind of money are in the top 33% of the populaton. The other 66% are either unemployed, homeless, or work for around $10 an hour or less. Driving in Spokane may be were the definition of "road rage" was born. Picture yourself driving in a city that is locked into a "Sunday Afternoon Drive" mentality all day, every day, and you will get the picture of what it is like to drive in Spokane. Spokane is stuck in the 80's, and it's not uncommon to see a dude in his 50's rolling around town on a bmx bike, sporting a mullet and acid washed jeans, listening to Whitesnake. Spokane consists of 90% White population and the other 10% Black and other race. Spokane has one of the worst gang problems in America per capita. On the good side, Spokane has one of the largest downtown Wi-fi hot spots, which covers most of the downtown area. The climate usually brings a considerable amount of snow in the winter and has 6 ski resorts within 2 hours of the city. The summers are dry and outdoor recreation is plentiful. Real Estate and Rentals are affordable, and the air is still fresh! Spokane, Washington USA is no longer accepting people moving in from out of state. The city is Full!
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There is hardly anything complimentary to say about this town. There are rarely any fun events to attend. It is very uncultured, poor, dirty, and is definitely not showing any signs of improvement. The air stinks with pollution from the mills in Longview, an open slew of stagnant water and sewage winds throughout all of Kelso, most of the neighborhoods are rundown, and there is a high rate of drugs, crime, assault, STDs, and sex offenders/child molesters.
The majority of people that live in Kelso are very trashy. Most people start out in life with a teenage pregnancy or two, drop out of highschool, maybe get into drugs, catch an STD, and learn to scam the system and live off SSI, foodstamps, HUD, and etc. since they have no education or job and no ambition to get one.
In general, a Kelso person loves drama and has a pack mentality; a very bad combination that causes them to keep that highschool drama queen/king personality through adulthood of judging others, always believing they're right, and hating anyone who's different or seemingly better than they are........all with the support of their pack of friends.
However, there are some respectable people in Kelso of course; even if they're living situations make them appear like the rest.
There is hardly anything complimentary to say about this town. There are rarely any fun events to attend. It is very uncultured, poor, dirty, and is definitely not showing any signs of improvement. The air stinks with pollution from the mills in Longview, an open slew of stagnant water and sewage winds throughout all of Kelso, most of the neighborhoods are rundown, and there is a high rate of drugs, crime, assault, STDs, and sex offenders/child molesters.
The majority of people that live in Kelso are very trashy. Most people start out in life with a teenage pregnancy or two, drop out of highschool, maybe get into drugs, catch an STD, and learn to scam the system and live off SSI, foodstamps, HUD, and etc. since they have no education or job and no ambition to get one.
In general, a Kelso person loves drama and has a pack mentality; a very bad combination that causes them to keep that highschool drama queen/king personality through adulthood of judging others, always believing they're right, and hating anyone who's different or seemingly better than they are........all with the support of their pack of friends.
However, there are some respectable people in Kelso of course; even if they're living situations make them appear like the rest.
Something that happened to me before I moved out of Kelso/Longview:
Kelso/Longview chick: Hey b*tch! I don't like you! Don't look at me like that! I'll kick you're ass!
Me: Errr.....what? Who are you? I don't think I remember you.
Kelso/Longview chick: Shut up! You stay away from my man! He and my friends say you've been flirting with him and a bunch of other guys. He doesn't want your herpes you nasty ho! So back off!
Me: Ha Ha! What are you talking about? I only chatted with him for a couple minutes at the party and I am not a prostitute with herpes. You and your friends need to get your facts straight.
*I walk away shaking my head*
Kelso/Longview chick: Blah blah.....that's right you better run away!.....blah blah......I'll kick your ass........blah blah.
*I continue walking* Damn....I'm moving lout of Kelso, Washington and back to Olympia, Washington.
Kelso/Longview chick: Hey b*tch! I don't like you! Don't look at me like that! I'll kick you're ass!
Me: Errr.....what? Who are you? I don't think I remember you.
Kelso/Longview chick: Shut up! You stay away from my man! He and my friends say you've been flirting with him and a bunch of other guys. He doesn't want your herpes you nasty ho! So back off!
Me: Ha Ha! What are you talking about? I only chatted with him for a couple minutes at the party and I am not a prostitute with herpes. You and your friends need to get your facts straight.
*I walk away shaking my head*
Kelso/Longview chick: Blah blah.....that's right you better run away!.....blah blah......I'll kick your ass........blah blah.
*I continue walking* Damn....I'm moving lout of Kelso, Washington and back to Olympia, Washington.
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