Coach: Son, why don't you want to playtoday?
Player: I would play in the basketball game today coach, but I've had some sand in my vagina thats been troubling me all day.
The end result of a double dippingsession where the swaping between anus and vagina transfers fecal matter from one hole to the other resulting in a tuna cunt septic vagina.
Last night's double dipping with johnny was great but now I have a septic vagina!