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sand in my vagina 

A good excuse to get out of anything.
Coach: Son, why don't you want to play today?
Player: I would play in the basketball game today coach, but I've had some sand in my vagina thats been troubling me all day.
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How english people pernounce vagina
Ello there doz that is one fine vaginer
Vaginer by Doz Mc Claws October 16, 2008

SEPTIC VAGINA 

The end result of a double dipping session where the swaping between anus and vagina transfers fecal matter from one hole to the other resulting in a tuna cunt septic vagina.
Last night's double dipping with johnny was great but now I have a septic vagina!
SEPTIC VAGINA by chris musico March 26, 2008

Velvet Vagina 

Noun-

A girl that won't put out, or is to exclusive for sex (like the velvet red ropes at clubs)
Fred- Dude did you get any last night?
-No, that bitch is a velvet vagina
A vagina is the best box possible to rap your penis in.
Vagina by Wun Hung Lo December 28, 2005