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noun. A person or thing that vagines, according to Louis CK.
"It's a vaginer, like a thing that vagines. 'This is a very smooth table because my wife have a very juicy pussy. My family, we do this for generations, we vagine'..."
by Zethusa January 30, 2015
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When you tuck your cock and balls between your legs and it looks like you have a vagina.
Mike tucked his cock and balls between his legs and showed everybody his vaginer.
by Rocke December 06, 2005
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vaginer arrived my a man name Sir Mike Testicals. A lonely rich man with may pubic hairs with split ends. He relized his balls were ichy with a type of mole rat call Mr. nibbs-on-balls. Thus came the word vaginer.
Oh, look at those ruff viginer rashes.
by Mr. Smokes Cock May 10, 2004
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something, e.g. a cock, a dildo, a finger or a stick, that is inserted into the vagina. It would especially denote a penis.
The girl is frightened of vaginers.
by uttam maharjan November 11, 2010
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