Twitter Mortis

When rumors hit Twitter about someone's death--except that the person is alive and well.

Tweet 1: RIP, Eddie Murphy.

Tweet 2: He's not really dead, it's just Twitter Mortis.

by An Aries January 19, 2011

twitter feud

Two or more Twitter users who engage in a text battle on the popular social media site, most notably celebrities. A comment, opinion or taunt provokes a pride-driven response and feelings are vented for all to see.

Some people are just easily provoked, that's why Chris Brown keeps finding himself in a Twitter feud with somebody.

Best Twitter feud, no question Aimee Mann and Ice-T.

by Soapy Johnson August 22, 2011

twitter addict

Someone who is constintly on twitter everyday. They get on twitter every possible chance they get . Look at other peoples tweets, They tweet , retweet , reply. It's never ending

Person 1 : Hey what you doing ?
Person 2 : on twitter 😳
Person 1 : you twitter addict you always on twitter 😑😑😑😑

by Pandabear2013 April 17, 2016

twitter twatter

one who tries to get laid via twitter.

ohp, there goes lick neonard being a twitter twatter. he's always twitter twattin'.

by twipz August 27, 2009

twitter dating

The act of using social networks, particularly micro messaging service twitter, to find potential mates. Examples of twitter dating are public messages with an extraordinary number of emoticons, inside jokes between users who may or may not have had sex and the tag #twitterdating.

Ben and Melissa were twitter dating so hard last night, he may have an opportunity to fuck her tonight IRL.

by kind david November 8, 2009

twitter 20

When you just can't get your point across the way you'd like to in the space provided. Doesn't have to apply to twitter, but specifically refers to the 140 character limit of twitter, compared to the 160 character limit of a text message.

I knew what I wanted to say, but I couldn't fit it all in!
That's what she said.
No, really, I just experienced a serious case of "twitter 20".

by @fringledotus December 17, 2010

Twitter Suspension

The act of temporarily un-following someone on Twitter because of a steady stream of "live-tweeting" or stupid posts. The action isn't permanent, it is just used to provide a much needed respite from the user's constant barrage of information you care nothing about.

I put Julie on Twitter Suspension today for live-tweeting a business meeting. I mean, who cares about her boss's choice in suit jackets?

by tstyles77 September 2, 2010