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A townie is an English word for a person who:
1. Uses the phrase "Ya Mum" as an insult
2. Thinks that it is cool/hard to use various words beginning with F and S
3. Listens to "Phat Beats" - Blazin Squad, So Solid Crew, Jay-Z (or whatever) etc.
4. Drives a Car such as a Vauxhall Nova or Ford Escort or similar which has A body kit, lowerred suspension, large exhaust, and a huge Subwoofer in the boot to make sure that everyone can hear their "Phat Beats"
5. Has a stupid nickname such as "Jubba" or "Staples"
6. Steals mobile phones
7. Wears "Bling Threads"
8. Walks in a stupid, exaggerated way
9. Has a fundamental disability to pronounce the letter "H"
10. Smokes all the time whilst doing the above
11. Is challenged by a lack of immagination
12. Has a Helly Hansen "Puffer Jacket"
13. Has gelled blonde (dyed) hair
townie by Tommo August 4, 2003
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dirty tony 

a sex act between two gay men in which the active partner rubs his dick in the passive partner's hair after he has already cum.
Brandon was such a bottom bitch that he let this guy give him a dirty tony. Then he had to catch a cab home with his head smelling like cum and lube.
dirty tony by lickitsuckit121 August 20, 2009
The name for the best person on the world that you'd ever know. She's fun to talk to, and she would be there for you in a heart beat. She is also the type of person you'd want to get to know and be best of friends with. She's insanely awesome and amazing. You'd be glad you even got out of bed on a bad day because she'd make your day. She'll always be the best person to go to, and you can trust her, most likely. She is spontaneous and exciting. It would be hard not to love this person.
Jayce is so cool and fun to hangout with, but Tonya is even more amazing. I love her.
Tonya by OhShitItsMeeeee January 2, 2010

paper town 

a pseudovision which is a subdivision that was plotted but never built or finished and has been abandoned.
I'm just a paper girl in a paper town.
paper town by UptownFangirl October 11, 2014
"Why not" backwards ( Tony = Y not)
"Hey wanna play some football?"
"Tony"
Tony by AngryAsian May 10, 2015

B-Town Posse 

noun plural. A rather large group of tight-knit friends from the city of BERKELEY CALIFORNIA!!!! Most of the posse have known eachother for their whole lives. They are like one big fun-loving family. You may have seen them in the early ninetees touring around on the now "Legendary" Heaven Bus. You can still find members of the posse enjoying eachother's company at places like the "Friendship House" in B-Town by Peet's Coffee, or playing Takra at the park on Tuesdays in the summertime. Or you may have been lucky enough to catch the side show they put on at Reggae on the River (which is now Reggae Rising) every year. Tremendous team spirit and mad love are what this posse/family are all about.
It's summertime!, round up the B-Town Posse! Let's go to a hot spring on the Heaven Bus.
I got my ticket to Reggae, is the whole B-Town Posse comming or what?
Sweet caring man who has a rockin body and will make love to you until the sun goes down and rises again. He will buy you anything he can in his power and would give you the world if he could. He enjoys video games and picking on his girlfriend. He will love with everything he has and is always faithful and ready to love you.
Tony is loving- in love give you all
Tony by LucylouF December 20, 2012