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moping the table

The term coined by poker pro Usman Aslam refers to taking all of the money/chips that people may have on the table in a poker game, while making the most donkey plays. All in on 7-2 off suite pre-flop and taking pots down with nine high are donkey plays and taking all of peoples money is moping the table clean.
Tony was on fire last night, I had Aces cracked by two pairs of 8/3. He was moping the table, no one stood a chance against his big stack.
by Usman Aslam June 18, 2008
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Ethiopia Table

Circa 1989-

Occurs at large family functions, when the normal-sized table does not adequately accomodate all diners. A small table is placed to the side, perhaps in another room entirely, and no one passes the food to that table, resulting in the starvation of diners seated at there.
Ex:

dad: How many of us are coming today?
grandma: Almost everyone, I had to set up the Ethiopia Table.
by lindseymg February 2, 2010
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under the table

similarly to coming out of the closet, being “under the table” is when your with your same sec partner and have to act straight in public
girlfriend 1: babe why are you so distant today?

girlfriend 2: shh, i’m under the table right now so i don’t get hate crimes
by 🍓 s t r a w b e r r y 🍓 January 26, 2021
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domino table

a smug git who thinks he knows everything, partly coz he does...and hes a robot
damn that dominic is such a stupid tart. wait, ive got an idea, lets go copy his work!
by Alex January 5, 2004
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They had Sex on the Crafting Table

Dream and George (dnf) starts
Tubbo. “They had sex on the crafting table.”
by clarkiebitch June 26, 2021
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Asian Table

A group of extremely awesome losers that always hang out together. They are also really awkard and do random "asian" things such as plot murder and make hit lists.
Person A: aagghhhh! i asked to be in Asian Table, but im not "asian" enough.
Person B: they are so racist!! D:
by ASIANTABLE August 6, 2011
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slippery busted table leg

When having sex with a woman/man/other doggy-style, your penis slips out. It heads straight for Door Number 2 but gets jammed sideways in between the ass cheeks, thus resembling a broken table leg.
After his third slippery busted table leg, Bill was never the same.

Hurts more than a slippery busted table leg.
by Wes & Rob December 14, 2008
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