testicleave

The area between the two testicles... The little region where the scrotum caves upward in the shape of a butt crack.

Dude, I have the worst swamp nuts ever right now
Yeah, so bad that ur testicleave has a steady stream of sweat rolling down it?
No
Didn't think so...

by grundlerooski May 19, 2011

Tactical Blackout

When one is extremely drunk instead of just passing out, finding a quite and comfortable place to rest to utilize sleep to rapidly process alcohol.

Jerry was extremely drunk by 8:30pm after sculling 2 pints of spirits at a party. After a tactical blackout for two and a half hours he got up and other guests who arrived at the party thought he was sober.

by DarkFalcon September 15, 2013

Tastist

a person who believes that a particular taste is superior to another

Jimmy: Hey Chris, you want to go grab some brunch? The diner around the corner has some great French Toast.
Chris: Yeah no thanks. I only eat spicy foods. I find the other tastes to be inferior.
Jimmy: You're such a tastist.

by FJA4 January 8, 2015

testicle nesticle

formal way to say seriously tight and short shorts. A nest for the peen.

Did you see Dominic Cooper in that testicle nesticle on the coast?

by Frodo Swaggins 9 May 16, 2015

Tactical lagging

The act of walking slower so that you may check out the ass of whomever is besides or behind you

I had to do some tactical lagging to get Stacy to walk in front of me so I could observe dat ass in peace

by Cap'n Derp September 25, 2016

Testicle Smasher

When a man sits directly on their testicles

"Wow what a testicle smasher!'

by Dickbox420 November 17, 2016

Tactical Blowout

This occurs before a traumatic or stressful event which causes the person to have a uncontrolled bowel release.

When Sue called Tim telling him he may need to take an HIV test, Tim ran to the bathroom and had the tactical blowout of his life.

by Slid Steak March 4, 2017