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Strategic Posting

The act of posting, tweeting or blogging something at a specific time or in a specific time frame for optimum likes, retweets, or reblogs, etc
Girl 1: I saw what you posted on Tumblr last night! It got 50 notes!

Girl 2: Yeah it's cause I queued it for when most people were on Tumblr.

Girl 1: Ahh strategic posting, good idea!

Girl 2: You know it!
by Ladymikmaq June 15, 2011
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Strategic Hold

When one cannot escape quickly to take a much needed dump and has to lock their butt cheeks shut until the urge passes. Usually a result of a long sales meeting or long drive where no suitable toilet can be found.
The stupid Sales meeting was taking so long, if not for my "Strategic Hold", I would have shit my pants.
by Skin Sub Guy March 28, 2015
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Stame

To announce that you will be performing a certain task so that somebody else, typically a significant other, will offer to do the task for you.
"I'll go take out the garbage" the wife stamed, knowing full well her husband would volunteer to empty the trash on her behalf.
by Felipe91 December 16, 2018
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Monkey Steamer

Monkey steamer is a person who pisses you off and you have nothing better to call them. It is used as an insult.
Hey tony, your a monkey steamer. or F*ck you bro your a fat as monkey steamer.
by iacman June 16, 2010
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tit strafe

A woman's intentional brushing of her tit(s) against the arm or back of a flirting target.
Scarlett Johansson gave George Clooney a tit strafe on her way to the bathroom.
by A non e mouse December 14, 2013
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sheridan steamer

1. The act of catching your pet's excrement to avoid a cleaning bill.

2. Cupping your pet's ass and allowing it to relieve itself into your hands while your wife looks for specific "doggy bags".
So the last 10 minutes of the new year I'm watching my dog give me a Sheridan Steamer...that pretty much sums up my year in Vietnam.
by Valoriengm January 1, 2017
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dreamer steamer

What?! My idea was So great! Don't be such a dreamer steamer, dude!
by shorny tatman March 5, 2019
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