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To Dutch someone up

To Dutch someone up is a verb describing a sexual act, with the ability to carry it out exclusively being limited to people of Dutch origin. Although closely related to touching up, the feelings resulting from being Dutched up by someone are notably superior. It is also worth mentioning that the unique skillset that constitutes a session of Dutching up cannot be obtained by anyone other than the Dutch. Side effects of Dutching up are inevitable, and include experiencing an immense, marriage-inducing love, combined with a feeling that you have found your soulmate.
I got Dutched up yesterday, and now I'm never going to be single again.

Thirty years ago my friend told me he was going to Dutch someone up, and now he has 5 children and a happy, everlasting marriage.
by Mattie Jij Was Niet Alleen August 26, 2019
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To drink someone under the coffin

1) when someone tries to keep pace with your drinking rate (usually alcohol); however, they are unable to handle it, so they pass out and almost certainly die.

2) a much more serious and stronger version of “to drink someone under the table
Ricky: “Bobby claimed to be able to chug more tequila then I could, so I drank that bitch under the coffin!”

Austin: “damn I’ll make sure to send flowers to his widow.”

A example of how to drink someone under the coffin
by Kappa Kappa 133 October 15, 2019
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Someone stole my words

A mixture of “I’m lost for words” and “you took my breath away”. Happens when you forget what you were going to say, or when someone says what you were going to say.
“Hey, you know what this reminds me of?” - James

“What?” - Luke

Oh shit I forgot, someone stole my words.” - James
by KaptainKaos23 February 18, 2024
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Loving someone more

If you love them more than your dogs but they don’t love you over their dogs
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to out someone

to out someone is when you tell other people what someone's sexual orientation or gender identification is without their consent.
To Out Someone
person 1: Gregs gay.
person 2: he could have told me himself you prick.
by cantbehelped February 9, 2020
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National ‘Fuck Someone From Your Education’ Day

Celebrate april 17th by having sexual intercourse with someone that goes to the same school, universitet etc. as you.

The only limit is that they have to be attractive.
Hello math partner, do you want to have sex?

Yes of course, because it is National ‘Fuck Someone From Your Education’ Day!
by Urbandictionaryqueen123 April 9, 2021
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being perfect to someone

Is accepting them for who they are. And not judging them for there flaws. Them being your dream boy/girl
by Dgccbjkncdsy February 10, 2019
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