smack a tank

To defecate. Specific reference to the action of one's buttocks striking a toilet seat.

"Oh man, I have to smack a tank...I think I'm gonna have a Taco Bell Blast!"

by dorham May 26, 2006

smack the pope

The act of masturbation; spin-off from flog the bishop.

Bobby O' likes to smack the pope.

by Rrivers September 26, 2008

Smack lab

A methadone clinic; a place heroin users frequently visit to get an extra hit of opiates or to attempt to kick the habit, in turn developing a methadone addiction.

Dude, check out the smack lab. Junkies everywhere.

by luminousgoo October 28, 2009

smack my derb

to smack the person,in the head, who is giving you a blowjob or head. Also, it can be refering to the song by the trance artist, Alpha Twins.

a girl is giving a guy derb, a blowjob, and the guy slaps her or hits her in the head while she still gives him a bj. which that is smack my derb.

by Kr0nIc SkR3aMz October 25, 2010

Smack a dollar

Used primarily by urban gangsters in northwest England, to “smack a dollar off” refers to a classic pimping control technique in which said pimp will beat down his whores should they step out of line

1) “Hey Jonas! I don’t like how you be treatin me lately”

“Bitch you better get your skinny white ass back inside or I’m gunna’ smack a dollar offa you!”

2) “Kaleesha, Ashanti, leeara, you better pray to God all the money be here honey or I’m gunna’ start smacking dollars offa’ yal”

by Dr. Robotico November 14, 2011

Smack My Hams

A term derived from the show "Adventure Time", meaning you will smack someone's butt.

- "Dude, Jenny is such a whore."
- "I know, I'd let her smack my hams."

by Jayne Fondah November 21, 2011

smack dat cheese

If you really really wanna be where it's AT, you gotta smack dat cheese.

that bitch smack dat cheese like a honky tonk princess

by catmanDoo October 9, 2012