smacker in the crapper

To ejaculate into a toilet

If he's not giving birth to a bum-baby in there then it's a case of "smacker in the crapper".

by Jebadiah June 19, 2004

smack patty

1.SMACKa quick sharp noise which can be made by rapidly compressing or penetrating a penis against or into a PATTYa little pie / mound in this case a clean shaven wet vagina.

2. A hot wet vagina typically clean shaven allowing a "smack" sound to be present upon each cock thrust.

I love banging her hot little smack patty.

She loves my sewing maching ass powering my shaft as it relentlessly pounds in and out of her helpless smack patty.

by pie master August 12, 2006

turd smack

someone who is a big loser, the biggest wanker you've ever met

God Jason you're such a turd smack

by Crystal Ernsting July 27, 2006

Tree Smacker

When you wipe your ass with your forearm and let the shit dry until it hardens like tree bark, then smack someone in the face with it.

Jeffrey got hit with a tree smacker.

by John Que December 1, 2007

Smack

To try to holla at a girl, not caring if you get carried our.

Im going smack at all these bitchs tonight at the club.

by D. J. Lewis June 5, 2009

Smack Happy

Holding down a tiny midget and beating it with a clothes hanger until it admits that all midgets can get there own damn job after they're eighteen years old and move out of my damn house. I'll show you all one day midgets. Mark my words!!!!!!

"I got smack happy on that midget last night!"

by Dustin King October 21, 2004

Smackball

A lazy heroin addict, one who does nothing except smack all day and is smacked out all the time without exception

Hey what's olde boy doing these days, you think he wants to go to the concert?
-what? him? he's a smackball, he never leaves the house or does anything except nod out-

by Comrade Plasternasty October 17, 2008