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Sausage

1) Frequents the gym seven days a week. Sometimes does double sessions.
2) Candidates are usually males between 20-40 years old.
3) Often can be seen with a protein shake, muscle milk or other similar products.
4) Typically follows their visit to the gym with a 15-20 minute session in the booth at the neighboring tanning salon.
5) Generally reunites with his sausage friends at the night club later than evening draped in True Religion jeans and an Ed Hardy or Affliction t-shirt.
6) A woman's nightmare.
Melissa: Are you going out with that guy from the gym on Saturday? What was his name again? Brutis?

Allison: Are you kidding me? That guy is such a fucking sausage. He was nibbling on a protein bar last time I was blowing him.
by DJ THOMPSON - KING OF KINGSTON February 4, 2009
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Sasha

She is absolutely gorgeous, has an amazing personality and an unbelievably great taste in music. She's blessed with the voice of an angel and is one of the most honest and loyal people alive.

All the guys long to call her their's and all the girls long to be her.
Person 1- "That Sasha girl is breath taking."
Person 2- "I know right, I couldn't believe my eyes when I first saw her!"
by TROIBB December 20, 2010
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sausage child

Mrs. Johnson was surprised to find out the root cause of Jimmy's depression was that he was a sausage child. His fathers, Bill and Leroy, were often too busy loving each other to spend quality time with Jimmy.
by PeeperTom October 18, 2010
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Butt sausage

The gay kid probably has a butt sausage.
by Joe J. April 22, 2008
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Columbian Sausage

The act of dropping a deuce into a used coffee filter, rolling up the concoction and using it as a dildo.
Each morning after his cup of coffee, Juan Valdez would drop his fudge dragon into the used coffee filter and feed his wife the columbian sausage.
by Jesus_Christos January 28, 2009
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sausage fest

with a bunch of dudes, and little/or no ladies.
ay billy how was jasons party?
dude it turned out to be a sausage fest, he brought over like 2 chicks and 30 guys showed up.
by conchita December 28, 2005
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Sausage Link

The male version of a Daisy Chain. When a group of men form a complete circle with each man both sodomizing and being sodomized simultaneously (it can also be done orally). This can be a difficult sex act to perform. If the participants don't keep a steady rhythm going things can easily get out of whack, breaking the sausage link, and sometimes causing serious injury.
Having participated in their first successful sausage link, Tom and Dave finally began to feel accepted by the seasoned veterans in their group.
by Colostomy Kid June 1, 2006
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