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singinest

A term originating from the deep south that refers to a person with an outstanding singing voice.

(Note: Example pulled from AARRONE99 on YouTube, creator of the classic "bag of jellybeans" vine.)
"...fat bitches is the most singinest bitches in the world!"
by MrkyBoiiii April 26, 2024
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stinging flower pot

To place stinging nettles into a woman's vagina.
Wowzers that was a lovely stinging flower pot.
by TJR93 May 8, 2024
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Stinging todger

Chlamydia. Prince Harry called his penis a todger…so it’s it’s stinging it’s a symptom of chlamydia
Nah mate you’ve got a stinging todger that’s a symptom of chlamydia
by Danielgotremarkt July 4, 2024
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Stinging Finger

The act of eating Flaming Hot Cheetos and then fingering your partner
My cooch is still burning from the stinging finger I got from my boyfriend
by ron1206 February 5, 2026
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Stinginitis

Stinginitis (/ˌstin-jə-ˈnī-tīs/)
Noun
1. A chronic, untreatable psychological/behavioral condition defined by extreme stinginess despite having an abundance of resources (food, money, supplies, etc.).
2. An irrational, fearful refusal to share what one owns, driven by a self-created illusion of scarcity.

Stinginitis sufferers become anxious, possessive, and visibly annoyed when asked to share, viewing generosity as a personal attack. This condition commonly flares up around food, money, alcohol, and personal possessions.

Not to be confused with Greed: Greed is an active desire to acquire more than needed. Stinginess is a passive, fearful refusal to let go of what is already owned. Greed is driven by hunger; stinginess, by fear. A person can be both.

Key Signs: Hoarding supplies, rationing food, intently monitoring consumption of shared items, expressing visible annoyance when others take a second helping, sending payment requests for minuscule amounts, and aggressively defending personal items even when they are abundant.

Severity Scale:
Stage 1 (Mild): Shares, but follows up with complaints, sighs, or guilt-trips.
Stage 2 (Moderate): Implements strict rules, portions, and conditions for sharing.
Stage 3 (Severe / Terminal): Treats sharing as a hostile attack, aggressively enforcing ownership despite extreme abundance.
Note: Stinginitis is non-contagious and has no known cure. Trying to reason with a patient during a flare-up is ineffective.
“He sent me a payment request for $1.12 after I used ‘his’ ketchup. Chronic Stinginitis.”
“She said ‘help yourself,’ then stood behind me supervising like I was on probation.”
“He brought a full box of donuts to work and then started counting them out loud. Someone diagnose this man with Stinginitis immediately.”
• “You have 24 rolls of toilet paper and....you’re hiding them? Please seek help for your Stinginitis.”
• “Bitch said I could borrow her sweater, then asked for it back before I even left the house. Severe flare-up of Stinginitis.”
by Mrs.Get.Dough February 16, 2026
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Stinging Sally

Getting stung by a bee on your penis in order to permanently enlarge it.
Ted: did you hear that jack got a Stinging Sally done the other day?

Ned: no way, did it actually work?

Ted: yeah according to him it grew 7/8 of an inch.
by sassmate 01 December 12, 2024
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Swiging

Overreacting, acting dramatic, or tripping over something small. When someone is doing the absolute most for no reason at all.
She started swiging just because he liked someone else's post—girl, calm down.
He really out here swiging like I ruined his whole life. It was just a text!
Stop swiging and handle it like an adult
by El Vega July 11, 2025
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