Sager Bomb

Named after world renouned Devin Sager, The Sager Bomb is a mormon party drink consisting of a shot of grape juice, dropped into 6 oz. of Sprite.

Dude I got so wasted on Sager Bombs last night

by J-Town01 January 23, 2009

' sage '#9999

a fat fuck who does nothing but steal art, post unfunny discord memes and eat like a fucking hippo. This discord user can also ruin every joke it touches like a god damn cancerous little diabetic bitch. if you ever plan on talking to this "person" make sure to hand them a bottle of febreeze and dose yourself with an unhealthy amount of Benadryls to forget the fat shit even exists

- "oh this is my friend ' sage '#9999"
- "' sage '#9999 should go kill herself"

by Likretivot October 30, 2022

Staged

The act of bringing unecessary/embarassing attention to another person's actions-- thus placing them in the spotlight/on a "stage".

Mary laughed so hard she peed her pants a little. Steve: "why is the crotch of your pants wet, tho?" Paul: "why you be staging Marie so hard?!"Carlos: "oooh! Mary got staged!"

by HLess April 26, 2016

sage

the most amazing friend and sister you could ever ask for. She knows when your sad and how to make you happy again. She is the smartest girl and she does fall in love too easily... she's not judgmental and knows how to keep her mouth shut when its not wanted to be heard. she can be a brat sometimes but in the end you could never lose the best sister In the world

"shes my favorite person ever".

"who?"
"sage"

by justsh85 July 13, 2018

Sage Advice

1. Really bad advice from a guy named Sage.

2. Words of wisdom. Most likely not from a guy named Sage.

1. "Where ever you go, what ever you do - Fight complacency, and be an obstinate jerk." - Sage giving Sage Advice

2. "Be smart, listen, and don't suck." - Not Sage giving Sage Advice

by Not Sage September 25, 2007

Sage

A nice fun loving guy that cheers everybody up and that can make your heart melt he his always the person you can talk to.

Hey dude that guy so cool

That’s a sage duh

by Quvchgfuhb April 20, 2018

Bob Saget in a leather jacket

Sit down in a reclinable armchair and proceed to have sex with your partner. Right before you finish, suddenly recline the armchair backwards while simoultaniously sitting upright, headbutting your partner as hard as you can in order to knock them out. Remove yourself from under them, but keep them laying face down in the armchair. Write the name of your closest bro on their buttcheeks then leave the scene. From that point on, have your bro claim he was the one who did it to your partner.

Girl: Did you leave me to die on that armchair?

Bro: What are you talking about?

Best Bro: Nope, I did that.

Girl: Bob Saget in a leather jacket!

by Ifknizzle October 25, 2011