Shittleshlong

When your having sex, doggy style, and the girl takes a shit on your dick. This is happening while penetrating.

Dude, she shittleshlonged all over my dick last night. It was kinda gross but her shittleshlong kinda turned me on.

by thatoneguy911911911 November 11, 2009

Shitter Twitter

The caring on of a conversation or sharing of personal feelings/ updates from the inside of a bathroom stall through the means of carving or sharpies.

"That was some profound shitter twitter i read inside that bathroom stall."

by PB23 November 13, 2009

Shitty being

When a person behaves in a horrible fashion without any regard for others.

This guy crashed the birthday party without a present, ate the food, got wasted and puked all over the rug... What a shitty being.

by Hey, Blinkin September 28, 2011

Shittington Fife!

Traditional English. Exclamation used to express extreme surprise.

See how tall that guy is? Shittington Fife!

by Tom Vek October 18, 2011

Shitting Crickets

freaking out

Then my transvestite of an English professor bent down to pick up my pencil, and her wig fell onto my desk. We were both shitting crickets.

Damn, that test was so hard I was shitting crickets.

by Mike Simeone May 24, 2012

Shittaculous

Adjective: An object or occurrence where there is a fabulous and spectacular large scale orchestration of an all out horrendous shit show or epic fuck up and fail. Rarely goes unnoticed by the masses. Usually makes covers of gossip magazines or most-viewed YouTube vids.

Roseanne Barr singing the national anthem a few years back was absolutely shittaculous.

by misscc79 April 18, 2013

Shittering

(verb, present tense) The act of allowing your pet to defecate in a publicly shared area and leaving without picking it up.

"Why do people think that shittering isn't a crime? It should be. Every morning I wake up and someone's dog has crapped right in my front yard."
"Shittering and... Shittering and... Smokin the reefer!"

by urbanfootsoldier February 2, 2014