sanitch

A rude motherfucker who is always yelling but can be nice at times only when she wants something or wants you something she just got never listens rolls her eyes a lot and has big forehead named shaquiqui

Damn there go loud ass sanitch

Big forehead Sanitch ova there

by Sanitch October 2, 2022

mind sanitiser

Vodka, or gin, or any high-strength alcohol-based product when taken for the purpose of cleansing the mind of horrible thoughts and images

Have you seen that toilet? Good grief, I need some mind sanitiser

by Todderz February 20, 2021

Hand Sanitizer

Popular delicacy. Also helps to clean the sins off your hands so you can look presentable and normal to the humans

Bill: Hey can I get some hand sanitizer?

Sam: Yes, I'm feeling thirsty of myself

Bill: what?

Sam: Ban op the teat

by COKE AND COLA February 22, 2022

Sean Sanity

Regaining your ability to reason and understand complex situations after exposure to Sean Hannity.

Did you hear Dave regained his Sean Sanity? Yes, even though we disagreed we were able to talk reasonably about a topic for hours and both learned something new.

by Shunned Millennial February 24, 2022

where your sanity is

Hard to find, when the world seems to have lost its way.

All day she had been battered by fearsome news, exhausted by screen time, assaulted by warnings. Getting into bed - where she had worked since morning - she asked herself, "It's ten o'clock, do you know where your sanity is?" And her answer was, "Not really, no."

by Monkey's Dad May 28, 2020

Saint Catherine of Siena

A third-tier cable celebrity if ever there was one.

Saint Catherine of Siena's daytime talk show, "Cathy," is almost universally scorned by critics as a watered-down "Ricky Lake Show."

by I've got nothing better to do. February 26, 2005

Saint Sebastian

An early Christian saint and martyr (died c. 288). The Roman emperor Diocletian had Sebastian shot full of arrows. When this failed to kill him, and he continued to be critical of Diocletian, the emperor had him clubbed to death.

EXAMPLE:

' Mary Alice was smiling at a picture of Saint Sebastian, by the Spanish painter El Greco . . . Saint Sebastian was a Roman soldier who had lived seventeen hundred years before . . . He had secretly become a Christian when Christianity was against the law.

' And somebody squealed on him. The Emperor Diocletian had him shot by archers. The picture Mary Alice smiled at with such uncritical bliss showed a human being who was so full of arrows that he looked like a porcupine.

'Something almost nobody knew about Saint Sebastian, incidentally, since painters liked to put so many arrows into him, was that he survived the incident. He actually got well.

' He walked about Rome praising Christianity and bad-mouthing the Emperor, so he was sentenced to death a second time. He was beaten to death by rods.

' And so on. '

--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 19 (Pages 217 - 218).

by Dinkum February 27, 2014