Functional Retard

fuhngk-shuh-nl ri-tahrd

1. Psychology. a person of the operational order in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25 yet still mantains the ability to convince society of their relevance, and ability to be trusted to act intelligently.

2. A charismatic individual which demonstrates inconsistent reasoning abilities and has an inherent disreguard towards their sociological perspective.

3. One who assumes "any publicity is good publicity."

Dixie: Can you believe that idiot?!? Does he have any idea how offensivly stupid he is?!?

Dewey: I can believe it because he is a Functional Retard.

by Mr. Nova<3 April 3, 2011

Big Gay Retard

larry

hey its big gay retard larry!

by beyondorigin June 5, 2019

retaliatory gift

The gift you must buy for someone who unexpectedly gives you one first.

I thought I was done with my Christmas shopping, but I had to buy a retaliatory gift after Justin dropped off a present for me

by HED23 January 9, 2008

retandom

when a person is being retarded and being random at the same time

jeff: "so did you guys hear about the sexy purple hippo down in the club"

chris: "what the hell dude that was so retandom"

by Bubs1337 August 1, 2009

Retardaffable

A person who is annoyingly stupid and also exceedingly friendly and pleasant.

Good lord, Dom is retardaffable! He is so incredibly dumb it drives me up a wall; but he is such a friendly guy I always feel guilty for getting annoyed at his stupid ass.

by Ol D Luc June 13, 2011

retard

Everyone I know

Retarded >>>>Brock ries brause

by ggvvvvbhjo April 30, 2015

retard rotors

A alternate, and more accurate, name for fidget spinner

I'm glad to see retard rotors exploding.

by blzzthlls June 27, 2017