Procrastination

the art of setting something aside so we can finish it all off in one go :P

Procrastination is the way!

by peace143 February 7, 2010

procure

Obtain something especially with care or effort.

Food procured for the rebels

by Lovelykaran November 23, 2015

procrastishower

a shower used to procrastinate from a certian activite particuarlly homework

Wyoming: I think I shall take a procrastishower then read A Farwell to Arms

Graci Jo: Yeah sounds like a good idea me too!

by G Jo February 17, 2006

procrastabation

The art of not doing your paper and instead looking at pron on the internet and masterbating to it

procrastabation stopped me from doing my english paper

by Wcoop3 February 25, 2010

Procrastination

Looking up definitions on urban dictionary

What you’re doing right now is procrastination

by Kidswillbekids May 5, 2019

Masturbation Proclamation

When one masturbates while reading the Emancipation Proclamation, preferably while dressed as Abraham Lincoln.

Kyle "Dude you should come over tonight"
Brandon "Sorry bro can't, I'm going to do a Masturbation Proclamation"

by BROmeo69 December 29, 2011

procrasturbate

To avoid work by looking at porn, looking at porn of course leads to masturbation.

Billy would procrasturbate to milf porn instead of working on his English final.

by darqcyde December 23, 2008