Power Pump

A quick masturbation session, either for fun or for enhanced focus

When he was losing at bowling, he went to the bathroom for a quick power pump.

by TheSavageSquid November 15, 2011

pump chocolate

to defecate; especially really quickly or in large quantities

I got to run. Where is the john? I need to pump chocolate bad!

by Drewcik October 10, 2015

Fuel pumping

The act of urinating inside of a vagina or anus during intercourse, similar to pumping gas or fuel into a vehicle, Jerry can or other gas/fuel storage device.

"Bro, this chick I picked up last night was hella freaky. She couldn't get off until we started fuel pumping."

"I'd love to give him a real good fuel pumping, if you know what I mean."

by SFAwesomesauce September 24, 2019

scam pump

A phrase used to describe the attempt of certain people (called "scam pumpers") to convince somebody, by promising enormous growth rates, to buy a particular crypto-currency. The beneficiary of this attempt, if successful, is the scam pumper himself.

"Hey John, come and join our telegram group "cryptopirates2k18" to recevie secret investment advice on cryptos."
"Nah, thx bro. I bet that is one of those many scam pump groups"

by Bames_Jond December 29, 2017

Big Pump

Joe Budden when he gettin in his nasty bag

You see that video of Big Pump and that girl dry humping under the fence?

by PoppaPumpInTheHouse April 1, 2019

Primed for the Pump

When you drink before going to f your new gf

I’m primed for the pump, so one bottle will be enough for us both once I’m there.

by timesize December 28, 2020

Breast Pump

A nickname used for one who rides the clock as long as humanly possible while doing the absolute minimum amount of work.
One who milks the clock.

Hey Breast pump, , you gonna do any work today?

by DubVWildcat June 12, 2021