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politician

see personification: Giving human traits to non-human things. also see republican
that republican is a politician
by joebob February 14, 2003
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Politician

Someone who couldn't get a real job, so instead settled for lying their way through life.
by Zora12322 November 3, 2010
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politician

a back-stabbing piece of shit that should have to live by the same laws as everyone else. Monarchy got fucking thrown out when WE the PEOPLE developed a little thing called the CONSTITUTION and BILL OF RIGHTS that apply to ALL PEOPLE including politicians, illegal immigrants, excons, etc. Funny how they think it's okay to vote themselves a raise and pass more fucking laws that we have to live by and they don't. Oh, and as for sex offender registries, there should be a registry for everyone and everything so we can air out all of our dirty laundry to the world because I think its important to know that my neighbor fucked his dog and got a DUI and has a meth lab. I don't know how I would get through my day not knowing that.
That politician really thinks his shit doesn't stink and deserves a pay raise!
by justiceright March 17, 2010
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politicing

Bullshitting, like politics. When you are holding a joint and talking while everyone waits for u to pass that shit. When you have a drink and its only partially gone after a long time because you are distracted and not getting fucked up enough like you planned
"Damn girl...Quit politicing and drink your beer!"
"Stop politicing with that spliff and pass that shit"
by Brianne1979 July 26, 2008
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insert politically incorrect word here

Any word that might be considered offensive, politically incorrect, or triggering.
You can't say insert politically incorrect word here that's offensive.
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Politician

The ultimate source of whining.

Want to learn how to whine? TAKE LESSONS FROM A POLITICIAN!!!
by teh skipper May 30, 2009
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politically liberal

A set of political beliefs which should focus on stressing the following:

-Social government programs seeking to improve the quality and equality of life such as Health care and Welfare

-Heightened strength of federal government to keep differing state governments close enough together to avoid conflict

-Protection of Constitutional rights of ALL people (even those who are not politically liberal)

Unfortunately, it is now also known for the following:

-Anti-religious zealotry seeking to censor any mention of God, thus restricting free speech, but only for religious individuals.

-Anti-conservative bigotry that viciously mock and criticize conservatives simply because they have different beliefs.

-Radical homosexual propaganda that makes anyone who disagrees with "Homosexuality is natural, healthy and good for society" out to be some sort of criminal.
I don't know how to explain to my friends that I'm politically liberal but not a total lying bitch like Rachel Maddow or other famous liberals.
by TruthInText May 25, 2010
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