.50 Action Express

A .50 caliber pistol cartrige that, due to action movies and video games, has recieves more merit and admiration than it deserves. The most popular pistol in .50 AE is the large, intimidating Desert Eagle. In reality, .50 AE weapons are very impractical and overly powerful. The recoil and noise are too much for most shooters, and the large diameter of the round limits the capacity. For example, the .357 Magnum Desert Eagle holds 9 rounds, as opposed to the variant in .50 Action Express which holds 7. Why sacrifice two rounds for a needlessly big bulet, when you could have two more in the proven stopper caliber of .357 Magnum. Think about that next time you see 'Eraser' or 'The Last Action Hero.' The .50 AE is a needless overkill.

I just fired my .50 AE Freedom Arms revolver, and my arm hurts like hell!

by JoeBob August 31, 2003

SPAS 12

An selective fire (pump action or semi automatic) twelve gauge shotgun intended for the military/police market. Manufactured by Franchi of Italy. 8 round tubular magazine. "SPAS" is an acronym for Special Purpose Automatic Shtogun

The cop entered the building with a SPAS 12 shotgun half-hidden under his coat.

by JoeBob August 05, 2003

Glayvin

A nonsensical word first used by Professer Frink. Used to describe any emotion from surprise to joy to sadness.

Great glayvin in a Glad Bag!

by JoeBob August 16, 2003

Guns & Ammo

Check out all my other definitions i've submmited...you'll figure out what these two things are.

Heckler & Koch USP 9mm, Colt Combat Special Government .45, Glock 20 10mm, Smith & Wesson Model 629 .44 Magnum, Luger P'08 9mm, M4 Carbine 5.56mm, Accuracy International AWM .300 Winchester Magnum, Heckler & Koch PSG1 7.62mm, Stoner Model 63(A) 5.56mm, Heckler & Koch MP5 9mm, Heckler & Koch UMP .45, Thompson Model 1928 .45, Walther MPL 9mm, Heckler & Koch G3A3, MAC 10 .45, Desert Eagle .44 Magnum, Ruger Super Redhawk .454 Casull, Colt Python .357 Magnum, Walther PPK 7.65mm, AK47 7.62x39mm, Colt Single Action Army .45, Heckler & Koch P7M8 9mm, Uzi 9mm, Mossberg Model 500 12 gauge, Franchi SPAS 12 12 gauge, Barrett M82A1 .50 BMG, Colt Model 1911A1.

by JoeBob September 06, 2003

politician

see personification: Giving human traits to non-human things. also see republican

that republican is a politician

by joebob February 15, 2003

Desert Eagle

A gas operated, semi automatic pistol with a rotating bolt. It can be found chambered for the .357 Magnum, .44 Magnum,.50 Action Express, and .440 Corbon. A .41 Magnum model went out of production several years ago. Imported to U.S.A. by Magnum Research Inc.

Action movies and video games have helped make the Desert Eagle famous.

by JoeBob August 02, 2003

rock music

Lynyrd Skynyrd, George Thorogood and the Destroyers, The Rolling Stones, CRR.

"Gimme Back My Bullets," "Bad to the Bone," "Shattered," "Travelin' Band

by JoeBob September 14, 2003