desperate to be offended

Individual or group seeking any and all reasons, real or perceived, to take offense.

She is constantly scrolling, sniffing everybody's ass because she's so desperate to be offended . She's really taken virtue signaling to the next level.

by Laughing Goat January 2, 2025

Start the offense

Starting process of running different plays to try and score points against a woman you think is attractive….in hope to get her number or gmail

man 1: shorty is very attractive

Man 2: bro you better start the offense while she here

Man 1: you right bro, imma start the offense before she leaves

by bsssen April 27, 2025

the denver sex offender

a name to call your uncle whos from denver

OH SHIT ITS THE DENVER SEX OFFENDER HE WILL RAPE US AHHH!

by NIGGERFUCKER67 December 5, 2025

offer soup

A term meaning too complex to be meaningful. More ideas than necessary or even useful. Also implies a lack of focus.

Derived from improv, its original use was typically reserved for scenes that weren't working due to too much happening on stage.

Yikes, that last scene was about everything but the kitchen sink! Offer soup anyone?

Dang, Pirates of the Carribbean Three was totally offer soup.

by Sue Dunham February 11, 2010

offerentering

When you go to someones house, offer them something and then enter, at the same time

*knock knock*
"Hi there, would you like to purchase some cheese?" *walks in*
"Dude, what are doing just offerentering my house! I don't even like cheese!"

by lessica December 14, 2009

offestive

When your holiday decorations or general behavior goes from festive to offensive.

It was really offestive of those drunk girls to put Mariah Carey's All I want for Christmas on the juke box 10 times in a row.

by Buttyang December 21, 2010

offiended

Offended by a fiend or enemy.

I am offiended you dumb bitch.

by mickymickymicky May 3, 2011