Netflix and Chill

What used to be a harmless Facebook mom joke about chillin and watching Netflix now has become a term for calling a girl over to fucc

Dake: hey bab3ey wanna Netflix and Chill?

Gwen: sowwy I must go to store . Also wtf names their child Dake lmao

by reversed dankness March 30, 2021

netfriend

a person, known or unknown, with whom one chats or carries on correspondence over the Internet. also called netpal.

One day, he came across his netfriend and married her.

by uttam maharjan February 5, 2010

Netflix and Chill

When your dog eats another dog’s ass on a bed, while you sit there and watch Netflix.

I was sitting there, watching Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and my doberman started eating out the chihuahua’s ass, and I thought ‘Oh great, another night of Netflix and chill!

by rubiales May 27, 2016

netflix and chill

get stoned off your fucking ass while waching netlix and chill

babe lets wach netflix and chill , we will get mother fucking stoned man

by ghgfub October 29, 2015

Netflix and Chill

What you tell people when you go to masturbate.

I’m gonna go Netflix and chill

by Luna VanTeva February 9, 2018

Netfux

The act of purchasing a movie only to find out it was available for free via Netflix. The aggravation is further amplified by a) Apple iTunes prompting this movie as Featured or b) the movie totally sucking. Either of these would be grounds for a Double Netfux; both a Triple Netfux.

Mary Lou: Let's check out this movie Bernie with Jack Black.

Wolfgang: Yeah
Mary Lou: That movie blew
Wolfgang: Yeah
(next day)
Mary Lou: WTF that piece of shit movie was available on Netflix
Wolfgang: You got Netfuxed.
Mary Lou: (crying) Plus, those bitches at Apple Double Netfuxed me. Promoting that shit as a Feature. They knew it. (screaming) They fucking knew it!!

by Bo Coolidge February 8, 2013

Nerfidex

A measurement used to quantify the Nerf-iness of an object. The more solid the object, the lower the nerfidex rating, and vice versa.

Thank goodness the nerfidex of this ball is so high, or I might have lost an eye!

by _jim_c January 1, 2009